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[Lpherr]

So the guy says I am not a pedophile, but was found with a child size blow up doll…

What is he?

Vegetarian?

 

[Ingomike]

But all this BS cover the point that the look and taste alike is the beginning of the road to Soylent Green…

 

[jamil]

So the guy says I am not a pedophile, but was found with a child size blow up doll…

What is he?

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Probably should consider rewording that so that it’s not so ambiguous as to who is the pedophile and who had the doll.

 

[Ingomike]

So the guy says I am not a pedophile, but was found with a child size blow up doll…

What is the guy?

Did that fix it?

 

[jamil]

But all this BS cover the point that the look and taste alike is the beginning of the road to Soylent Green…

Holy slippery slope! From veggie burgers to Soylant Green?

 

[jamil]

So the guy says that he is not a pedophile, but he was found with a child size blow up doll…

What is the guy?

Let me take a crack at it.

 

[actaeon277]

True. Some have cheese in them. That’s probably not very vegan.

Some of the ingredients have animal "products" in them.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Some of the ingredients have animal "products" in them.

So lips and ***holes are not vegetables?

 

[jamil]

Some of the ingredients have animal "products" in them.

Which is what cheese is. But wouldn’t that be the shits if “beyond meat” is made of meat?

 

[KLB]

Which is what cheese is. But wouldn’t that be the shits if “beyond meat” is made of meat?

More like a lawsuit

 

[Ingomike]

Which is what cheese is. But wouldn’t that be the shits if “beyond meat” is made of meat?

It could be a conspiracy to get people to like Soylent red…

 

[actaeon277]

Okay. I may have been wrong. Maybe.
I've tried to look stuff up, and couldn't find it.
Closest I could come up with is "heme". But, they say they only use plant based "heme".

So, maybe the previous articles were wrong and taken down.

 

[actaeon277]

Some of the ingredients have animal "products" in them.

Okay. Just to clarify.
I can't find the article making those complaints anymore.
Sooo, they may have been buried.
Or, they were deleted to prevent lawsuits.

 

[jamil]

Hey. They even have vegan KFC!

 

[KLB]

 

[actaeon277]

I was at Red Robin a LOOOONNNNGGGG time ago.
I guess I didn't read the menu close enough, and accidentally ordered the vegan burger.
Waitress came by after a bit to ask how the burger was, and I told her I thought something was wrong, it tasted like I was in a meadow eating the grass.
She smiled and told me what it was.
I pushed it aside, I needed a different burger, that I would pay for both since the mistake was mine, but to take that burger far away from me and destroy it.
Her smile disappeared, but she took it and brought me the other burger.


Recently, I opened my fridge and pulled out a Marie Calendar Pot Pie.
I was opening it, and looking for the cooking directions, when I saw the FAKE MEAT notice.
Ugh. Damn it.
I didn't look that close in the store, because I didn't know I had to worry about it.
Then I looked in the freezer, and the other pot pie was the same, just a different flavor.
BOTH went into the garbage.

Now I look closer.

 

[jamil]

This is Cartman. I haven’t seen this episode yet but I’m pretty sure he just bought a regular bucket of KFC and wrote “beyond” on the bucket to impress Wendy.

 

[Ingomike]

Hey. They even have vegan KFC!

They really do. It was mentioned upthread but too lazy to look for it…

 

[jamil]

They really do. It was mentioned upthread but too lazy to look for it…

Probably. But that’s not the point. I mean. That gravy is like a protein shake. You can just drink it and get all those health benefits. When I watch this episode, if Cartman isn’t lying his ass off I’m quitting Southpark. Because that’s so not Cartman. I just posted it because it’s funny and relevant to fake meat.

 

[Ingomike]

Probably. But that’s not the point. I mean. That gravy is like a protein shake. You can just drink it and get all those health benefits. When I watch this episode, if Cartman isn’t lying his ass off I’m quitting Southpark. Because that’s so not Cartman. I just posted it because it’s funny and relevant to fake meat.

It is funny, and that he is lying is my take too…

Now, to get a gravy protein shake for lunch…