Why the hate for Cyclists?

[Mij]

The only thing that could make this thread worse is if the cyclists started discussing daylight savings.

 

[Creedmoor]

There's another relationship you missed. All cyclists are squares.

Is that a new pronoun?

 

[actaeon277]

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Not enough room to pass.
Gonna have to wait for a better time.

 

[jamil]

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Oh c'mon. We have to be courteous to cyclists. They're oppressed enough as it is. they need to ride in the middle of the lane. It's too dangerous over there near the shoulder.

 

[AndreusMaximus]

Right? One of the longer stretches of "Uh huh!" "Nuh uh!" I've seen.

Where's that gif of the fishes throwing dirt back and forth on each other? Somebody posted it way back near the beginning of the thread, and it sure hasn't changed much since. But we got the Kroger spoof thread, so it was worth it in my book.

Okay, I think I found it as a video, not a gif:

 

[BugI02]

We all have our hot button issues. Some of us care about getting more mileage cycling, and some of us care more about the Hegelian Dialectic and getting more mileage out of our philosophy minor

 

[ditcherman]

We all have our hot button issues. Some of us care about getting more mileage cycling, and some of us care more about the Hegelian Dialectic and getting more mileage out of our philosophy minor

Why am I seeing this in purple?

 

[Mij]

Why am I seeing this in purple?

1. Philosophical sarcasm?
2. Punched the wrong color on the pallet choice.
3. TK ran out of teal?

 

[BugI02]

Why am I seeing this in purple?

because I am being sarcaustic

 

[jamil]

Just in case no one caught the main message of this thread:

 

[ditcherman]

because I am being sarcaustic

Ya I just didn’t think it should be.

 

[jamil]

Would have been legit as a serious statement.

 

[Emerson Dambiggins]

 

[Expat]

I saw something annoying again this week. Two old people on those recumbent bikes. So they are only 2 feet above the pavement. Yes they had the orange flag… almost one ****ing foot above the bike. What the hell is that about. Sitting up in my SUV I couldn’t hardly see them. But oh, if I run over their senile old asses, it will be my fault.

 

[BugI02]

You should be out there, too - good practice for when the government forces you into an EV then destroys reliable electric generation so they can ration how much traveling you can do by rationing your use of electricity

You can still travel freely, at least until they ration food

 

[Tanfodude]

 

[jamil]

I dunno. Maybe I’m too hard on cyclists.

If you say I’m making a dirty pun I will deny it.

 

[Ingomike]

Speaking of that topic, I recently saw a street sign at a stop light that said

Stop Line

Except for bicycles

 

[BugI02]

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They'd be riding 'two abreast' even if they were single file

 

[Hawkeye]

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How many times did you pass them?