Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated

[Tactically Fat]

Been nice knowing y'all...

I think there's like 1 remaining INGOer that remembers several years ago when I bought my wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas. Well, this year she's getting a belt and a bathroom scale. I expect my service/s will be around the first of the year.

www.indianagunowners.com

I'm alive and well, people. And my wife really liked her presents! So there.

 

[foszoe]

Been nice knowing y'all...

I think there's like 1 remaining INGOer that remembers several years ago when I bought my wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas. Well, this year she's getting a belt and a bathroom scale. I expect my service/s will be around the first of the year.

www.indianagunowners.com

I'm alive and well, people. And my wife really liked her presents! So there.

Some poison is slow to work and practically untraceable

 

[Tactically Fat]

Some poison is slow to work and practically untraceable

Tell me more.

And how is it that you've come to know so much about slow acting and practically untraceable poisons? Hmmmm?

 

[Cameramonkey]

Guess she couldnt get that life insurance policy after all.

 

[Tactically Fat]

Guess she couldnt get that life insurance policy after all.

I'm worth a considerable amount if I die in an accident. Or "accident".

 

[KG1]

What a minute. You were the one who reported that your demise was imminent. Are you saying that your source sucks?

 

[Indyhd]

What a minute. You were the one who reported that your demise was imminent. Are you saying that your source sucks?

He's lied to himself on more than one occasion...

 

[deo62]

I think she hacked his account

 

[lovemywoods]

I still maintain that you married above your station!

 

[KG1]

Hey there's lovemywoods. Haven't seen his name in a while. Nice to see you again.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Been nice knowing y'all...

I think there's like 1 remaining INGOer that remembers several years ago when I bought my wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas. Well, this year she's getting a belt and a bathroom scale. I expect my service/s will be around the first of the year.

www.indianagunowners.com

I'm alive and well, people. And my wife really liked her presents! So there.

Anything she wants, do it. Keep her.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

I'm worth a considerable amount if I die in an accident. Or "accident".

Yeah. I used to be. But then I really didn't like the way my first wife was looking at me, so I dropped the big policy and sold the bike.

 

[foszoe]

Tell me more.

And how is it that you've come to know so much about slow acting and practically untraceable poisons? Hmmmm?

Well...get back to me in a couple of weeks. By then it will be certain you were not poisoned and the knowledge may prove valuable to you.

 

[Nazgul]

The calm before the storm....you will never see it coming...

Don

 

[jwamplerusa]

One word...




Polonium

Takes weeks. If your hair is still attached in March I will believe you survived.

 

[Tactically Fat]

I still maintain that you married above your station!

Good to see you aboard, mister!!!

And yes. Yes I did.

 

[foszoe]

Whew! You're still with us

 

[Tactically Fat]

Whew! You're still with us

Fer now.

Of course, I'll probably not be back on until Jan 2 at the earliest... So we'll see.

 

[jagee]

Some poison is slow to work and practically untraceable

Oxygen. Plants are poisoning us so we die and turn in to fertilizer for them.

 

[foszoe]

Oxygen. Plants are poisoning us so we die and turn in to fertilizer for them.

you may be onto something. Everyone I know that has died breathed Oxygen.