Been nice knowing y'all...

[Tactically Fat]

I think there's like 1 remaining INGOer that remembers several years ago when I bought my wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas.

Well, this year she's getting a belt and a bathroom scale.

I expect my service/s will be around the first of the year.

 

[deo62]

Was surprised when you survived the great vacuum cleaner year

 

[Bugzilla]

Got my wife a vacuum for her birthday a few years back. Was smart for that Christmas and got her the vacuum salesman for our Dept 56 display.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

My wife got a new oven a couple years ago and still brags about it today. Get her the one she wants—it could turn out fine.

 

[Tactically Fat]

Was surprised when you survived the great vacuum cleaner year

It really sucked.

 

[Tactically Fat]

My wife got a new oven a couple years ago and still brags about it today. Get her the one she wants—it could turn out fine.

Convection?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Convection?

Double wall oven. It might be convection, she picked it out. I switched out the old, broken single oven and she was in heaven.

 

[oze]

I think there's like 1 remaining INGOer that remembers several years ago when I bought my wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas.

Well, this year she's getting a belt and a bathroom scale.

I expect my service/s will be around the first of the year.

Make sure that you buy a belt that's a coupla sizes too small. I did it with jeans and she was happy for a minute. "You're not a Size 6? You're a 12? Honey, I just can't believe it!"

 

[KG1]

I think there's like 1 remaining INGOer that remembers several years ago when I bought my wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas.

Well, this year she's getting a belt and a bathroom scale.

I expect my service/s will be around the first of the year.

You are the master of dropping not so subtle hints.

 

[Ark]

She'll sell me your guns for what you told her you paid for them.

 

[Farmerjon]

I bought my wife a dishwasher for Christmas and hooked it up the next Christmas for her present! True story, whole lot of unbelievable stuff in-between.

 

[MrSmitty]

Convection?

Oh yeah, you could go to jail because of the new Biden rules about stoves......Oh..you said conVECtion....never mind

 

[Creedmoor]

Vaccum???? Wife???? Oh sweeper, thats the thing the weekly cleaning lady brings with her.

 

[WebSnyper]

From the title of the thread, I assumed you were going somewhere on a plane.

 

[Tactically Fat]

Make sure that you buy a belt that's a coupla sizes too small. I did it with jeans and she was happy for a minute. "You're not a Size 6? You're a 12? Honey, I just can't believe it!"

Even better. This belt is like 54" long and she'll (well, probably me) will have to cut it down to her desired size!

 

[Tactically Fat]

You are the master of dropping not so subtle hints.

She loves me. Usually.

 

[Tactically Fat]

She'll sell me your guns for what you told her you paid for them.

I'm pretty open and honest about what those things cost. It's all the "extra" stuff that'll get me.

 

[Tactically Fat]

I bought my wife a dishwasher for Christmas and hooked it up the next Christmas for her present! True story, whole lot of unbelievable stuff in-between.

I'd like to get a dishwasher; but I don't want to house/feed another person.

 

[Tactically Fat]

Vaccum???? Wife???? Oh sweeper, thats the thing the weekly cleaning lady brings with her.

Heh. The vacuum that I bought for her several years ago was a Dyson Animal. Worked well for years - but then developed a little issue where it wouldn't change carpet depth levels or whatever they call it.

One day my wife complained to me that it wasn't working right. I said "I know, it's been that way for a long time." Now that's where I should've stopped talking. But I, in my infinite wisdom, kept on running my mouth and said "You'd know that if you used it more.".

I am not a smart man.

 

[OneBadV8]

From the title of the thread, I assumed you were going somewhere on a plane.

we could only hope

no idea how she puts up with him.