Were you able to take the time and view the video of Dr. Voddie Baucham? He answers a lot of your arguments.We are going to be treading on some personally charged areas here. I am writing from my personal perspective, of my own opinion...I am not trying to offend or belittle anyone. So, here goes.
It is my view that the bible is a work of propaganda, assembled by a group of men for the express purpose of charlatanism. In my world view religion is about control, and Christianity is a nearly perfect vehicle to establish and maintain authoritarian control of a naive or ignorant populace...Islam is a better vehicle for this means, I'd argue, but it had an extra 650 years to mature before its public debut.
In order to be effective, propaganda must reflect reality but also create an irrational desire in the reader's mind for...whatever it is you are selling. The bible mentions real places, people, and possibly events. It also talks about talking snakes, virgins giving birth, and men rising from the dead. Lots of fiction writers base their stories in the "real world", in order for them to be believable...the bible depends on this same obfuscation of reality.
The story of Noah and the flood is ridiculous. It is not supported by geology, biology, or human genetics. The Epic of Gilgamesh is just as ridiculous, impossible in fact. Two similar impossible stories are not evidence the impossible event actually occurred, it is evidence that the stories may be related.
No one thinks Socrates was God...his words carry no more value than we put into them ourselves. The same is not true about the things that Jesus is supposed to have said. People are willing to infringe on other people's lives, liberty and pursuit of happiness because of things they think Jesus said...
...but nobody really knows what Jesus really said; because despite (supposedly) being literate, being God Himself, and being the center of a revolutionary new movement...Neither Jesus Himself nor his actual disciples wrote down his sermons, rituals, or movements as they occurred. Instead we have gospels written decades after the supposed events, by people who were not there themselves. So, instead of a clear concise message from the man himself we are left with a hodge podge of conflicting stories that, to outsiders, paint a picture something like this:
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The model depicted above has been used successfully by everyone from the Romans to the Mormons to elicit compliance among their citizenry.
This, of course, is my opinion.