BehindBlueI's
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- Oct 3, 2012
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When I carried a badge in my wallet I never once got through security after they noticed the badge until I'd been frisked, wanded and put through malfunctioning teleporter thing-a-ma-jig.
You're obviously cuter than me. I never can get a good molesting. Maybe the trick is to not act so eager? Pelvic thrusting your way into the machine is a turn off?
*edit
I did get 'randomly selected' at the Canadian border by the Canadians for a vehicle search. No personal search. I think busting out laughing when asked if I had more than $10k in cash may have been the trigger.