The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 15th Edition: Be more like Coleman.

[Magyars]

 

[shootersix]

How big does a taint pimple have to get before you finally decide on visiting a doctor? View attachment 333022

Well, if it looks or feels like your picture…it’s probably not a pimple!

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[ancjr]

 

[ancjr]

 

[HoughMade]

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That's how a lot of "reasoning" works around here.

Obligatory funny pic:

 

[dekeshooter]

I’ll bet if you said “taint” to your doctor, you wouldn’t be the first to say it, and it wouldn’t be the last time he heard it!

Women have a taint, men have a grundle. That is what I was taught anyway.

 

[2tonic]

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Send it.

 

[2tonic]

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Explains why I can never seem to catch my mail carrier when I have outgoing for her.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[indiucky]

 

[shootersix]

Women have a taint, men have a grundle. That is what I was taught anyway.

I was taught “taint 8a||$ taint A$$!”

 

[worddoer]

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There was a time at our old house in town that I named our Wifi Network:

FBI Surveillance Van 428

 

[fullmetaljesus]

There was a time at our old house in town that I named our Wifi Network:

FBI Surveillance Van 428

Back in my war driving days networks with that name were my first target.

 

[Snapdragon]

 

[HoughMade]

 

[Squid556]

INGO Valentines

 

[Jsomerset]

There was a time at our old house in town that I named our Wifi Network:

FBI Surveillance Van 428

Had a low life dope dealing neighbor that was always cabbaging onto my wifi. I got 5 routers from craigslist labeled one StatePol.Com. and the others ISP1, ISP2, ISP3 and ISP4. I waited till he was gone for a weekend then turned off my router and waited. He came over wanting to know what was up and why he didnt have any internet? Told him i had been having trouble with it since Friday evening after some maintenance guys were screwing around in the apt. above. I ran him around for a half hour or so trying this trying that then turned on the other routers then back off and mine back on. Man you would have thought the bigfoot was hot on his tail hunting his dinner. He was gone never to be heard from again by morning.

 

[BigBoxaJunk]

Ingo Fact Checker/Denny Alert:

I have driven in the summertime in Abu Dhabi, which is just down the road a wee bit from Dubai. it was hot and MISERABLY humid, but I don’t recall a hot steering wheel being that big of a deal, since everybody had sunshades.

Inland Saudi Arabia, Riyadh, Prince Sultan Air Base, etc.… Now that’s where you needed freaking oven mitts even if you had a sunshade in your car. Covered parking was pretty much standard at any decent compound, military facility, hotel, etc to prevent second degree burns on your hands and ass when you got in your vehicle.

Fun facts about UAE:
- only Emirati nationals could have tinted windows on their cars.
- In the city trucks and delivery vehicles were restricted to using the right lane ONLY, with max speed of 50kph (about 35 mph). If you were in the right lane and doing 49 km/h the truck behind you was on your bumper laying on the horn.
- The Persian/Arab Gulf water was the prettiest, clearest blue I have ever seen, even in the harbors. It was so clean and clear and blue that it didn’t look real.

You may now return to your regularly scheduled program.

Little known fact:
The people of Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people of Abu Dhabi do.