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  • fullauto 45

    Master
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    I could have been out by now.............

    Nope, just kidding. Really been happily married for 17 years now. She has seniority on the first one now. First lasted 5 years.
     

    Dockem

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    35+ years and counting :)

    Joke about Anniversaries:


    A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in
    bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She
    finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
    front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
    wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip
    of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps
    into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"



    The husband looks up from his coffee, "It's the 20th Anniversary of
    the day we met."



    She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.



    The husband continues, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we started
    dating? I was 18 and you were only 16," he says solemnly.



    Once again, the wife is touched to tears. "Yes, I do," she replies.



    The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.



    "Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"



    "Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.



    The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun
    in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send
    you to prison for 20 years"?"



    "I remember that, too," she replied softly.



    He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten
    out today."
     

    Rocket

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    Jun 7, 2011
    886
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    Whiteland
    Met my wife 22 years ago. I moved in with her 30 days after meeting her. We will have been married 20 years this June. Hasn't always been easy, but has always been worth it!!
     
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