So how long have you been married?

[beehunter]

24 years in June.......

 

[RandallX]

congrats! 5 in november.

 

[Hoosier8]

So how long have you been married?

Which time?

 

[DragonGunner]

So how long have you been married?

Which time?

My thoughts also….LOL….lets try the present one, this is my 3rd rodeo and this Monday will be 3 years!!!! I tell her she is the best wife I have ever had. And she is by far.

 

[phylodog]

My third time as well and this one is a charm. She's the first one to make it past the five year mark.

 

[Wheezy50]

1st marriage, almost 2 yrs.

 

[vvet762]

35+ years and counting

Joke about Anniversaries:


A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in
bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She
finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in
front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the
wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from his eye and takes a sip
of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?" she whispers as she steps
into the room. "Why are you down here at this time of night?"



The husband looks up from his coffee, "It's the 20th Anniversary of
the day we met."



She can't believe he has remembered and starts to tear up.



The husband continues, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we started
dating? I was 18 and you were only 16," he says solemnly.



Once again, the wife is touched to tears. "Yes, I do," she replies.



The husband pauses. The words were not coming easily.



"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"



"Yes, I remember," said the wife, lowering herself into the chair beside him.



The husband continued. "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun
in my face and said, "Either you marry my daughter or I will send
you to prison for 20 years"?"



"I remember that, too," she replied softly.



He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, "I would have gotten
out today."

I Love it!

 

[Hoosier8]

My thoughts also….LOL….lets try the present one, this is my 3rd rodeo and this Monday will be 3 years!!!! I tell her she is the best wife I have ever had. And she is by far.

My third lasted 13 years. I ain't doin it again.

 

[Cozy439]

25 last May.

 

[rockola1971]

Ive been playing "house" for over 6yrs now. The last one didnt even make it to "lucky 13" (Yrs) before I HAD TO get rid of her.

 

[GLOCKMAN23C]

Married 9 in April, together 14.

 

[danmdevries]

4.5 years longer than I thought I'd be.

 

[yeahbaby]

30 years this last February 9th.

 

[Cemetery-man]

Next year I get to trade her in for two 20 yr olds!

 

[D-Ric902]

Ever

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

35 in June.

 

[j4jenk]

23 years in July.

 

[Bigdog357]

29 years, it will be 30 in May, someone once ask me the same question and I told them this isn't a marriage its a life sentence, wife overheard me and was not amused
All kidding aside I got a keeper.

 

[Reller39]

5 great ones

 

[Clay]

10 last october, together for 15. She's an angle, and I'm an a-hole, but we love each other