List Your Shooters, Part IV

[Sigblitz]

I know you get drunkerer drinking beer through a straw.

 

[VUPDblue]

Let's talk about what gets a person drunkerer. That's just my wheelhouse.....

 

[jamil]

Let's talk about what gets a person drunkerer. That's just my wheelhouse.....

Just saw a recipe for using bourbon to make hand sanitizer.

 

[Sigblitz]

Imagine you're in the school parking lot in the morning. In the trunk you find a can of Weidemann from 2 weeks ago. You're thinking breakfast and pull the tab off, but it's skunked out. I didn't drink that one.

 

[Sigblitz]

Just saw a recipe for using bourbon to make hand sanitizer.

They have to make it taste bad so kids won't drink it.

 

[VUPDblue]

Just saw a recipe for using bourbon to make hand sanitizer.

That seems like a waste of a perfectly good bourbon.

 

[Sigblitz]

I'll drink to that.

 

[Expat]

I heard if you maintain a BAC around .2 you can’t get the covid... seems like a tip worth trying.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Imagine you're in the school parking lot in the morning. In the trunk you find a can of Weidemann from 2 weeks ago. You're thinking breakfast and pull the tab off, but it's skunked out. I didn't drink that one.

Found a skunked Weidemann in the trunk at school. I'm guessing your "Class of" number begins with a 7 or an 8?

 

[Sigblitz]

 

[foszoe]

Not if you lick your hands.

That seems like a waste of a perfectly good bourbon.

 

[Sigblitz]

Pee is sanitary. I'm just peeing on my hands until this stuff is over.

 

[hopper68]

Imagine it is a late summer afternoon. There sits a pickup out in the sun with its windows rolled up. In the middle of the dash there sits beers that have been cooking in the sun all day. You sit and watch as your buddy's grandfather walks up, open the door, grabs one beer too hot to touch, opens it, then slams it down. There was a hard drinking man.

I think it might have been a Blatz.

 

[churchmouse]

Imagine it is a late summer afternoon. There sits a pickup out in the sun with its windows rolled up. In the middle of the dash there sits beers that have been cooking in the sun all day. You sit and watch as your buddy's grandfather walks up, open the door, grabs one beer too hot to touch, opens it, then slams it down. There was a hard drinking man.

I think it might have been a Blatz.

OMGIH.

 

[Dead Duck]

Drinking on the trampoline is fun.









......for a while.

 

[JettaKnight]

I heard if you maintain a BAC around .2 you can’t get the covid... seems like a tip worth trying.

John Daly, is that you?

 

[MCgrease08]

Drinking on the trampoline is fun.









......for a while.

When I was in high school I saw a kid drink a fifth of vodka through a beer bong and actually manage to keep it down ... for about 30 seconds until he ran over to the trampoline. I think he managed to get in three jumps before he erupted like a vodka volcano.

He sure wasn't having any fun.

 

[Snapdragon]

I bought a 6-pack of Corona for a beer bread recipe a couple of weeks ago, and it was skunked by the time I got it home (3 blocks). WTF.

 

[Dead Duck]

When I was in high school I saw a kid drink a fifth of vodka through a beer bong and actually manage to keep it down ... for about 30 seconds until he ran over to the trampoline. I think he managed to get in three jumps before he erupted like a vodka volcano.

He sure wasn't having any fun.

WOW!
Beer Bong Vodka. Harsh to say the least. He's lucky he threw it up for health reasons.

I, in my youthful wisdom, made a beer bong with a gallon plastic jug and a very large diameter hose. The trick was having a buddy fill it with beer carefully and waiting for the suds to settle before shooting it down.

Unfortunately I thought it was a good idea to chug a few bottles of wine on my birthday. (stole from my dad's wine cellar) Oh they stayed down long enough for me to wolf a huge bowl of birthday spaghetti alfredo. I only remember because when I finally did the vomit comet then fell over in my chair, a girl I knew took a stick and started holding up my puked long noodles so everyone could see that I didn't chew and ate most of them whole.

Happy Birthday you 15yr old Dumb Duck.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

I bought a 6-pack of Corona for a beer bread recipe a couple of weeks ago, and it was skunked by the time I got it home (3 blocks). WTF.

Buying corona is where you went wrong.