INGO: Joke of the day page

[Bigtanker]

Where is the "holding your nose" emoji when you need it?

 

[nonobaddog]

Thanks! This image could prove to be quite useful.

 

[jerrob]

He's our single source for dad jokes and he's a mod, so banning him is out,.

 

[JCSR]

 

[Hoosierdood]

A man sat down for a meal at a nice restaurant and noticed an attractive woman sitting alone at a table next to him.

Suddenly, she sneezed and her glass eye popped out and went hurtling through the air past the man. With cat like reflexes, he quickly grabbed the eye out of the air and handed it back to the woman.

“Oh I’m so embarrassed” she said as she quickly placed the eye back in place. “I’m so sorry for interrupting your dinner. Let me buy your meal to make it up to you.”

The man agreed and moved over to her table. Throughout the evening, he found the conversation stimulating, and her personality mesmerizing. She was beautiful, smart, funny, and they surprisingly had a lot in common.

As dinner was ending, the man got her phone number and commented “My time with you has been wonderful, and you seem to be a great person. Are you this nice to everyone?”

“Not really” replied the woman.

“You just happened to catch my eye.”

 

[NHT3]

Read the WHOLE thing

 

[Ballstater98]

There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?

Married couples

 

[MCgrease08]

There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?

Married couples

The married couples?

 

[El Conquistador]

There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?

Married couples

The married ones?

 

[El Conquistador]

Dang MC got me by a minute

 

[patience0830]

The married couples?

Married couples don't really live longer.




It just seems longer

 

[MCgrease08]

Why do men usually die before their wives?


Because they want to.

 

[Doug]

Why do men usually die before their wives?


Because they want to.

A SEXIST WOULD SAY...

 

[jerrob]

There was a plane crash and every single person died. Who survived?

Married couples

The joke aside, the fuzzy box had me wondering if I had drank too much bourbon or was looking at a 70's Playboy.

 

[Ballstater98]

The joke aside, the fuzzy box had me wondering if I had drank too much bourbon or was looking at a 70's Playboy.

The joke aside, the fuzzy box had me wondering if I had drank too much bourbon or was looking at a 70's Playboy.

Perfect for this threaded.

 

[Bigtanker]

To the guy who stole my selfie stick.......

I hope you take a really long look at yourself

 

[Mij]

To the guy who stole my selfie stick.......

I hope you take a really long look at yourself

Here’s a shock,……….. I don’t get it. < me

 

[Mij]

I was there up to Ball Stater (wife’s an alum), but after that bourbon took over, duahhhhhhhhhh

 

[Mij]

OK let me think about it

 

[Mij]

Still thinking