How come I can't buy a minature giraffe?

[BehindBlueI's]

We've got all these egghead scientists, engineers, biologists, etc. How come nobody has figured out how to bonzai a giraffe so you can have one as a house pet? Tell me that wouldn't make someone a trillionaire overnight.

They screwed us on jetpacks. I at least want a damned minature giraffe.

 

[Twangbanger]

You want that head-butting you in the nuts every day when you come home? No thanks.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

You want that head-butting you in the nuts every day when you come home? No thanks.

I want one about knee high. Nothing that's going to make anything bigger than rabbit pellets in it's giraffe box.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

You dont have one?

Picked this one up at the pound.

 

[hopper68]

Language warning!!!

 

[printcraft]

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Do they take tradeins? Cause... this @@$$# cat....

 

[HHollow]

neckbone soup. yummy.

 

[Mij]

A-N-D again, stressful job. Big belt of single malt.

 

[Basher]

Remember this one, that started the whole mini giraffe craze??

 

[foszoe]

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You dont have one?

Picked this one up at the pound.

That's just a head and 3 feet of neck severed!

 

[HoughMade]

We've got all these egghead scientists, engineers, biologists, etc. How come nobody has figured out how to bonzai a giraffe so you can have one as a house pet? Tell me that wouldn't make someone a trillionaire overnight.

They screwed us on jetpacks. I at least want a damned minature giraffe.

We My wife and daughter have a miniature horse. It sucks.

Eat, poops, eats, poops, forgets to drink water, urinary tract infection, trip to vet, antibiotics, eats, poops, etc.

I once stayed up all night to keep that little A-hole on its feet because there was a suspicion of a colic....turned out to be, guess what- urinary tract infection. It even stepped on my foot over that night and though "miniature, it's still well over 200 lbs. M'effin little m'effer.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

We My wife and daughter have a miniature horse. It sucks.

Eat, poops, eats, poops, forgets to drink water, urinary tract infection, trip to vet, antibiotics, eats, poops, etc.

I once stayed up all night to keep that little A-hole on its feet because there was a suspicion of a colic....turned out to be, guess what- urinary tract infection. It even stepped on my foot over that night and though "miniature, it's still well over 200 lbs. M'effin little m'effer.

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Well, it's a horse and not a giraffe. You can tell from the color. And urinary tract infections.

 

[Shadow01]

The creation of a little giraffe would be discriminatory towards midgets.

 

[foszoe]

We My wife and daughter have a miniature horse. It sucks.

Eat, poops, eats, poops, forgets to drink water, urinary tract infection, trip to vet, antibiotics, eats, poops, etc.

I once stayed up all night to keep that little A-hole on its feet because there was a suspicion of a colic....turned out to be, guess what- urinary tract infection. It even stepped on my foot over that night and though "miniature, it's still well over 200 lbs. M'effin little m'effer.

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Should see the neck infection on a giraffe

 

[Alamo]

You could dye/spraypaint a miniature poodle, or a goat, and with some clever work with the shears…

 

[DoggyDaddy]

You could dye/spraypaint a miniature poodle, or a goat, and with some clever work with the shears…

Stretching the neck might be problematic...

 

[Alamo]

Stretching the neck might be problematic...

Hey, it's got a miniature neck too.

 

[manifest destiny]

"They screwed us on jet packs".
Yes, they did. And a mini-giraffe cannot make up for that.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

"They screwed us on jet packs".
Yes, they did. And a mini-giraffe cannot make up for that.

Forget jet packs. It was supposed to be like this by now!