How come I can't buy a minature giraffe?

[BehindBlueI's]

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Though with a miniature giraffe, the coffee might still be warm all the way down.
That, alone, should be enough reason.

I don't think that's true, wouldn't body heat keep it warm on the way down?

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Does anyone else think the stress of BBI, s promotion might be affecting his mind?

No, no, my mind was this affected long ago.

 

[Lost Californian]

Almost miniature giraffe

 

[manifest destiny]

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Almost miniature giraffe

I wonder how he self-identifies...

 

[jamil]

Forget jet packs. It was supposed to be like this by now!

Apparently Elon Musk came after his time.

 

[tmschuller]

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You have to have a moon roof.I understand the moon roof but not the 2 male plugs in the outlets.. is this some miniature giraffe wiring ? Handicap sticker with a screw in the head?? Inquiring minds want to know! MGAP=miniature giraffe associated people

 

[Wstar425]

I’ve always said that if you could breed an adult dog that looked like a German Shepherd puppy you would make Bill Gates look like a pauper…….

Maybe start with that and then use your learnin’ on the giraffe idea?

 

[KJQ6945]

The company I work at, the owners have an 18,000 acre ranch. Lots of high fence, lots of exotics. The daughter supposedly has a giraffe.
I have made it a running joke, about getting a giraffe puppy, for my outstanding work and dedication.

My boss came across the giraffe in the course of some other business, and was like, “how much for the giraffe, I have to have it?”

I took it home for the night to show the wife.



It scared my dog to death, so it now lives with my bosses daughter.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Does anyone else think the stress of BBI, s promotion might be affecting his mind?

No. He lost that years ago. Every serious INGOer knows that. Duh.

 

[hopper68]

So is BBI going to play mad scientist and start cross breeding small animals with a giraffe?

 

[2tonic]

How come I can't buy a minature giraffe?​

Because:

You don't have a posse.
You don't have swerve.
Or Juice, Stank, or Swagger.
You're not a Russian oligarch
You don't date Bond girls
and certainly don't move like Jagger.

 

[Mij]

Does anyone else think the stress of BBI, s promotion might be affecting his mind?

Didn’t know about the up grade.

LOL. I'm thinking a long week and a little bourbon.

Umm, that’s what I said….

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Didn’t know about the up grade.


Umm, that’s what I said….

Hey!!! I'ma tryin' to sleep over here!

 

[jamil]

The company I work at, the owners have an 18,000 acre ranch. Lots of high fence, lots of exotics. The daughter supposedly has a giraffe.
I have made it a running joke, about getting a giraffe puppy, for my outstanding work and dedication.

My boss came across the giraffe in the course of some other business, and was like, “how much for the giraffe, I have to have it?”

I took it home for the night to show the wife.
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It scared my dog to death, so it now lives with my bosses daughter.

Huh. Is that a Kabota Bx in the background? Tractors are better than giraffes. IMHO.

 

[shibumiseeker]

Should see the neck infection on a giraffe

You’re going to go broke buying throat lozenges.

 

[KJQ6945]

Huh. Is that a Kabota Bx in the background? Tractors are better than giraffes. IMHO.

Kubota BX, the miniature giraffe of the tractor world.

 

[Alamo]

I don’t know why, but I feel like this belong here:

 

[foszoe]

A mine.. amini.. a mina...a small giraffe would barely break the mirror

 

[jamil]

Kubota BX, the miniature giraffe of the tractor world.

But useful nevertheless.

 

[two70]

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Almost miniature giraffe

I see your okapi and raise er lower you a gerenuk.