Confessions

[findingZzero]

I got my first and only lap dance at a colleague's bachelor party at a short-lived 'sports boutique' many yaers ago. I realized then, this is the closest to a 20 yr old hot body I'm gonna get (w/o chloroform) for the rest of my life...

 

[darend505]

I had ice cream for breakfast.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I had ice cream for breakfast.

You're looking for the "bragging" thread. This is the "confessions" thread.

 

[lovemachine]

Confession: I'm not much of a drinker. One glass of wine makes me sleepy, which is why I drink a glass 30 minutes before bed time.
And I can't stand the taste of beer.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I got my first and only lap dance at a colleague's bachelor party at a short-lived 'sports boutique' many yaers ago. I realized then, this is the closest to a 20 yr old hot body I'm gonna get (w/o chloroform) for the rest of my life...

Oh, I have a whole litre of it. You need some?

 

[jagee]

I had ice cream for breakfast.

You're looking for the "bragging" thread. This is the "confessions" thread.

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/break-room/377545-bragging.html#post5721147

 

[rhino]

This topic just got better.

 

[miguel]

I've attempted to change my kids diaper before and found a swampy mess under their pants, then pulled their pants back up, sent them to mom and left the house.

This is the best.

 

[Shiver]

Confession: I'm not much of a MAN. One glass of wine makes me sleepy, which is why I drink a glass 30 minutes before bed time.
And I can't stand the taste of beer.

FTFY

 

[findingZzero]

FTFY

This is the non judgemental confessional you liver lipped mussel nosed winey sot!

 

[Shiver]

This is the non judgemental confessional you liver lipped mussel nosed winey sot!

Thanks for the compliment.

 

[Gluemanz28]

Is your next confession going to be that guy was you?

Naw wasn't me, although I wasn't exactly a player in school. It was some goofy looking dude with Blue eyes. He was in IT, but I think he is a cop now. :

 

[Curls & Swirls]

HAH! I just got sick in the last day or two, so I blame YOU!

Confession: there is an incredibly lazy, chubby cat asleep on a perch next to me. I'm not allowed to harass, touch, or look at him, but I am fantasizing about pushing him off of the perch, then pretending I did not. I. Hate. Him. I hate cats in general, but I Hate Him especially. Oh, it would be so easy . . . so easy . . .[/QUOT E]

DO IT!!!! Just DO IT!!!! It will make you feel better and then come back and confess it and I will feel better!

 

[hopper68]

I heard a guy at work reference his former stray cat problem as 3 six-gallon bucketfuls.

 

[Steeler]

I'm borderline atheist. Still a conservative minded republican though. Go figure.
There it is, off my chest.

 

[Gluemanz28]

I was at the Dollar store when I lived in Alabama 15 years ago. My sister was in the store talking on her cell phone. She didn't know I was in the store, so I had a girl that worked there go tell her that they didn't allow talking on cell phones in the store.

My sister started to get angry and then the girl said "That guy told me he was your brother and put me up to it". I leaned around the aisle and waved. My sister didn't miss a beat and said "I've never seen that guy before in my life" The girl turned around and gave me a look to kill. My sister started to laugh and gave it away.

We prank each other all the time.

 

[D-Ric902]

I was at the Dollar store when I lived in Alabama 15 years ago. My sister was in the store talking on her cell phone. She didn't know I was in the store, so I had a girl that worked there go tell her that they didn't allow talking on cell phones in the store.

My sister started to get angry and then the girl said "That guy told me he was your brother and put me up to it". I leaned around the aisle and waved. My sister didn't miss a beat and said "I've never seen that guy before in my life" The girl turned around and gave me a look to kill. My sister started to laugh and gave it away.

We prank each other all the time.

i have a friend that walks around the store till someone asks "can I help you, sir?"

then he looks around and looks at them all shocked and says "you can see me?"

freaks people out

 

[Bigtanker]

i have a friend that walks around the store till someone asks "can I help you, sir?"

then he looks around and looks at them all shocked and says "you can see me?"

freaks people out

I need to try this.

 

[churchmouse]

I need to try this.

I am invisible.

 

[D-Ric902]

I need to try this.

he also had me stop the car at a Burger King and went inside.
goes to the counter and says "what year is this"
when she told him 2015 he starts yelling "it works, it works" and ran back out