"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread ACT III

[sharkey]

That reminds me of the time when the puzzle was down to:
CAPTAIN _IR_ OF THE ENTERPRISE and some guy guessed a "D".

Better than the CLAM _IGGER guy.

 

[BugI02]

Didn’t they link the deaths from vaping to cheap ass Chinese stuff that had some kind of chemical that wasn’t supposed to be done there?

Tocopherol, I believe

Who could have guessed inhaling vaporized vitamin E would be bad for you

 

[actaeon277]

This thread is due for a revival.

Seriously?
WTF?

 

[rob63]

That had me rolling on the floor.

Years ago I was watching the show with a bunch of people from Ohio and the answer was THE INDIANAPOLIS FIVE HUNDRED, everyone else was amazed when I solved it right off the bat before any letters had been turned.

 

[rob63]

OMG, this one was in the replies to the previous one...

 

[HoughMade]

It's almost tax time. The IRS would like to remind everyone that you must report stolen goods as income. This pretty much sums up the state of our nation.

You Won't Believe What the IRS Says People Must Declare as Income

pjmedia.com

This is simply so that when they prosecute theft, they can add additional charges.

What did Al Capone go to prison for?

 

[yote hunter]

 

[jamil]

I mean. She answered the question. It’s another way of SAYING mother.

 

[hopper68]

Not sure if these things are related.
1. Seen a story about how Kaepernick is still looking for a QB starting position.
2. A few hours later Brady announces he will play another year in Tampa.
3. Rodgers has signed for another 4 years in Green Bay.

.
Waiting on the media to spin a conspiracy theory.

 

[2A_Tom]

Pure racism!

 

[hopper68]

How stupid can a criminal be?

St. Louis police arrest man who tried to carjack officers

Assisting officers found the suspect and took him into custody. No injuries were reported.

fox2now.com

 

[actaeon277]

 

[printcraft]

Lunch?

edible tarantula

 

[printcraft]

 

[actaeon277]

Well, he has TWO blue/yellow flags, so it must be true.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[MCgrease08]

I love a happy ending.

Police Catch Burglar After He Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Head While Trying To Escape

 

[HoughMade]

I love a happy ending.

Police Catch Burglar After He Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Head While Trying To Escape

I'm disappointed that his soul didn't successfully escape.

 

[nonobaddog]

I love a happy ending.

Police Catch Burglar After He Accidentally Shoots Himself In The Head While Trying To Escape

Hopefully he really gets charged.

 

[actaeon277]