"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread ACT III

[JettaKnight]

Has someone changed the definition of the word unisex?
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Hey, we're now "dress for your day" at work. That little extra flair helps me win in meetings.

 

[Hoosierdood]

Thats not a holster!

 

[JettaKnight]

That's not a holster!

Well, sort of.

 

[sharkey]

I don't even know what to say

That's NOT a money shot!

 

[Hoosierdood]

That's NOT a money shot!

Well at least someone blew their load.

 

[hopper68]

Where is the twigs and berries guy from Andy's story? I found him a date!! And did she remove he ability to reproduce? Then she can get the rare Living Darwin Award. We could get Kirk to present it.

 

[Michigan Slim]

She should have never cocked it.

 

[actaeon277]

I'm guessing nobody's gonna be shooting anything near there again.

 

[actaeon277]

As a guy, there are many things going through your mind when you see one.

I don't ever remember thinking though, that looks like a place to store my gun.

 

[Nazgul]

Well if you play with it long enough it will go off!!

Don

 

[sharkey]

I don't ever remember thinking though, that looks like a place to store my gun.

This is my rifle,
This is my gun!

 

[Michigan Slim]

That's an odd piercing!?!?

 

[Goodfoot]

The latest report says the bad stuff is vitamin E oil that is in the flavored vape modules (as well as the THC kits) and in microwave popcorn.

My neighbors' 22yr otherwise healthy kid only has 30 lung capacity left from heavy vaping. His cardiologist said he'd been better off smoking 20 years then hitting the pen.

 

[sharkey]

My neighbors' 22yr otherwise healthy kid only has 30 lung capacity left from heavy vaping. His cardiologist said he'd been better off smoking 20 years then hitting the pen.

Honestly, that sounds pretty good. I only have the 2 lungs I was born with, nowhere near 30 lungs.

 

[jamil]

Honestly, that sounds pretty good. I only have the 2 lungs I was born with, nowhere near 30 lungs.

If vaping gives you 30 lungs and his cardiologist said he'd be better off smoking for 20 years, I must have like 50 lungs.

 

[MCgrease08]

Woman reportedly caught breastfeeding cat on Delta Airlines flight

(WTVO) — A woman on a Delta Airlines flight reportedly began to breastfeed her cat during the flight and refused to stop when confronted by the crew. According to Newsweek, the incident happe…

fox59.com

 

[jamil]

Woman reportedly caught breastfeeding cat on Delta Airlines flight

(WTVO) — A woman on a Delta Airlines flight reportedly began to breastfeed her cat during the flight and refused to stop when confronted by the crew. According to Newsweek, the incident happe…

fox59.com

 

[actaeon277]

well...


I....


Ummm...


But.....




okay
I got nuthin

 

[hopper68]

Why would you prank shoot a friend in the face with a BB gun?

South Carolina gun shop owner charged for fatally shooting friend in face in alleged prank gone wrong

 

[actaeon277]

Why would you prank shoot a friend in the face with a BB gun?

South Carolina gun shop owner charged for fatally shooting friend in face in alleged prank gone wrong

Cause people are stupid?