"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread ACT III

[OakRiver]

Is this the guy that watches tentacle pr0n with his kids, or am I thinking about someone else?


Still, strictly speaking, the 2nd does not grant rights of any kind to the People. It merely states that the government is not allowed to limit our God given Right to Keep and Bear arms.

You're thinking of Kurt Eichenwald

Newsweek’s Kurt Eichenwald was just looking at tentacle porn for his family

Perhaps you were all geared up for some details around the “salacious and unverified” rumors James Comey was supposed to discuss at today’s Senate hearing, but instead got several hours of sober testimony on mostly established information. Just as the world was ready to breathe a sigh of...

www.avclub.com

Newsweek reporter posts photo showing porn tab in his browser

A senior writer for Newsweek who accidentally revealed he was scouring Japanese animated pornography claims he was merely searching online with his adult sons to prove to his wife that “tentacle po…

nypost.com

 

[DoggyDaddy]

WTF is "tentacle porn"? Naked octopi or squids?

 

[actaeon277]

Are you sure you want to know the answer to that?

 

[hopper68]

WTF is "tentacle porn"? Naked octopi or squids?

Doc Ock and Aunt May getting freaky?

 

[BugI02]

Is this the guy that watches tentacle pr0n with his kids, or am I thinking about someone else?

That was Kurt Eichenwald

 

[JettaKnight]

Darwin gets other two brothers to pickup the spare.

Brothers killed by train were mourning a 3rd brother who was struck last week

Kudos to the officer for not using the words stupid or idiot in the presser.

 

[actaeon277]

morons

 

[actaeon277]

Or, they had info on Hillary

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Or, they had info on Hillary

"Police said they suspect impairment was a contributing factor for both men who were struck."

Gee, ya think??

"Hey! That looks like a train! Maybe two trains! Waddaya think?"

"I dunno... if I close one eye, I only see..."

*SPLAT*

 

[actaeon277]

Though I am a bit guilty of a railroad "oops".
But it was an "almost happened", not a "really happened".

At the mill, you are not supposed to operate a vehicle, or park a vehicle, within 6 foot to the side of a track, or 10 foot in front of/behind a rail car or engine.
So, I stopped in a rail yard to look at the "dumper", where they actually turn a rail car upside down to dump the coal out.
I parked just off the track, not even a couple feet.
I left the vehicle running, so I didn't have to worry about the starter. And I was just watching the dumper, right next to the vehicle. Not like I walked away.
Anyway, the horn went off announcing the car was being righted, and released down the "hump yard" (gravity pulls the cars away down a slight incline).
So I get back in the truck, grab the gear selector and, IT WOULDN'T COME OUT OF PARK!
Oh S***!
As I flailed around, thoughts of telling my boss we needed a new truck because I broke the rules, when my feet hit the brake, and the gear selector moved into drive.
I spun the wheels, almost digging myself in.
As I pulled into a nearby lot, another boss was in a car right next to me, looking right at me, probably had thoughts of WHAT AN IDIOT.
What happened. Well, that was a new truck, and the new safety device was in that you had to press the brake pedal before moving out of park. That was not in any vehicle I had before that.

Yikes.

 

[nonobaddog]

Pablo wondered why the train was getting bigger.... then it hit him.

 

[Timjoebillybob]

"Police said they suspect impairment was a contributing factor for both men who were struck."

From the article about their brother.
"Toxicology results are pending and impairment is expected, according to the police report."

Suspected impaired driver killed after being struck by LYNX Blue Line train

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (FOX 46 CHARLOTTE) – A suspected impaired driver who tried to go around the LYNX Blue Line crossing arms and was struck by the train has died, Charlotte-Mecklenburg Police sai…

www.fox46.com

 

[actaeon277]

 

[Karl-just-Karl]

Has someone changed the definition of the word unisex?

 

[actaeon277]

language warning

 

[actaeon277]

 

[hopper68]

Got my Boy Scout popcorn delivered tonight. Asked the young man how much I owed and he had to look back at his dad to find out $40. I then asked if he would accept twenties and he had to think for a moment.

 

[hopper68]

Guns are not (sex)toys!!!!

Woman’s porno video goes horribly wrong

A woman has accidentally shot herself in the genitalia in what’s been described as a pornographic video gone horribly wrong.

www.news.com.au

 

[actaeon277]

I don't even know what to say

 

[JettaKnight]

Guns are not (sex)toys!!!!

Woman’s porno video goes horribly wrong

A woman has accidentally shot herself in the genitalia in what’s been described as a pornographic video gone horribly wrong.

www.news.com.au

Prude.

I see from the police report this happened in a trailer home. Figures. And there's five people living there?
Also, it was a 9mm Makarov. (Maybe that's how you can shoot yourself in the vajayjay and still able to walk?)