"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread ACT III

[spencer rifle]

Hey, there's a key for every lock....but desperately accusing every key that doesn't fit your lock of being hateful is....unattractive.

And yes, never got the self-graffiti, regardless of the size of the canvas.

 

[IndyDave1776]

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I had heard the expression **** a duck, but this is the first time I have actually seen it.

 

[Hoosierdood]

I had heard the expression **** a duck, but this is the first time I have actually seen it.

It was a sick ostrich.

 

[jamil]

Maybe if she didn't f-up her body with ink...

THATS the thing you think is ****ed up?

 

[jamil]

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That’s the one. Hell, she could even have tattoos all over.

 

[BugI02]

And yes, never got the self-graffiti, regardless of the size of the canvas.

The youth of America don't seem to understand what an irrevocable decision is

 

[BugI02]

Haha - they took away neg rep!

I believe one of the options in the 'like' sub-menu is 'angry'

 

[DoggyDaddy]

The youth of America don't seem to understand what an irrevocable decision is

She was no marine back from the Philippines
She was their pride and job, their incarnation.
Her parents viewed the chief
With shock and disbelief
Looking for some other explanation.

The Indian on her back was poised for an attack.
She said 'a tattoo is a badge of validation'.
But the truth of the matter is far more revealing.
It's a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.

Permanent reminder of a temporary feeling
Amnesic episodes that never go away.
It's no complex memento, it's no subtle revealing.
Just a permanent reminder of a temporary feeling.

-- Jimmy Buffett

 

[nonobaddog]

Or possibly one too many margaritas.

 

[MCgrease08]

Indianapolis gangs are responsible for a lot of the crime and violence in Indy? No way!

Somebody give these experts and this reporter a gold star.

Gangs linked to significant amount of Indianapolis crime, experts say

INDIANAPOLIS (WISH) — A feud between two Indianapolis gangs, the Kutthroats and the Insane Money Gang, led to the recent death of a teenager and put four gang members behind bars. According to new research from IMPD’s Crime Gun Intelligence Center, a significant amount of crime in Indianapolis...

www.wishtv.com

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

It was a sick ostrich.

 

[hopper68]

The economy is getting better. White house totes price of sliced cheese is down!!!

 

[rhamersley]

The economy is getting better. White house totes price of sliced cheese is down!!!

 

[printcraft]

 

[Cameramonkey]

removed the moron's mug because I cant stand him (now I know how those with TDS feel)

He is either an absolute moron, or incredibly obtuse. I cant figure out which it is.

 

[actaeon277]

What a moron

 

[jamil]

That man is retarded.

 

[spencer rifle]

That man is retarded.

Just trying to stay relevant in a world that completely forgot he exists.
Go back under your rock, Keith.

 

[actaeon277]

That man is retarded.

Nah.
Those people TRY, and work with what they have.
I'm okay with that.
But.. he can't even gather the horsepower to stir 3 brain cells.

 

[sharkey]

Is this the guy that watches tentacle pr0n with his kids, or am I thinking about someone else?


Still, strictly speaking, the 2nd does not grant rights of any kind to the People. It merely states that the government is not allowed to limit our God given Right to Keep and Bear arms.