"Are you kidding me?" / Facepalm Thread ACT III

[jamil]

Well, he has TWO blue/yellow flags, so it must be true.

One flag is to signal his morality. The other is to signal that he’s twice as moral as the people who only have one.

 

[Timjoebillybob]

I've heard of frivolous lawsuits but... How many southerners would get sued over "Oh, she's so pretty"?

‘China’s most handsome man’ to sue online critics who say he's nothing more than an attractive face

A Tibetan herder once dubbed "China's most handsome man" is suing online critics for defamatory comments suggesting that his looks are his only quality. Dingzhen Zhenzhu, 21, released a lawyer’s letter through his agent on Sunday, warning online commentators against posting defamatory comments...

news.yahoo.com

 

[2A_Tom]

Bless her heart.

 

[jamil]

Well. He seems to love his horse. So I guess that's something more than a pretty face?

But seriously. That dude? I think it's reasonable to challenge the claim. But I'm not a good judge of what is handsome. I mean. I look at myself in the mirror and think, eh, not bad. Apparently I'm not a good judge. So I asked my wife, who says she married me for my personality.

She said he looks like a younger Jackie Chan. So I thought, well that sounds kind of racist. So I inquired further. Do you think all Chinese look like Jackie Chan? She said no, and then describe which facial features he has in common with Jackie Chan other than both being Asians, and what features make him not all that handsome, again, not just being Asian. She was able to identify some Chinese men that she thinks are handsome. I've never heard of any of them, but whatever.

Okay. So I think I have what I think is a non-racist expert to help me figure this out. My conclusion is that this man is not the most handsome man in China. By the way, this post was all Lorem Ipsom, essentially. I'm not all that sorry I have wasted your time. You should be working. It's after 10AM.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Nonemergency calls slowing down 911 operators in central Indiana

Nonemergency calls can tie up a line for those that have an urgent emergency.

www.wthr.com

People that call 911 because their fast food order was wrong or there was a spider on the ceiling should, at the very least, spend 24 hours in the drunk tank and be heavily fined.

 

[actaeon277]

Nonemergency calls slowing down 911 operators in central Indiana

Nonemergency calls can tie up a line for those that have an urgent emergency.

www.wthr.com

People that call 911 because their fast food order was wrong or there was a spider on the ceiling should, at the very least, spend 24 hours in the drunk tank and be heavily fined.

Well, I was gonna suggest some "penalties", but... my lawyer tells me no

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Well, I was gonna suggest some "penalties", but... my lawyer tells me no

That was my "kinder, gentler" suggestion.

 

[Timjoebillybob]

I thought the previous lawsuit was bad, but this...
The lady got an STD from having sex in a car, and other places as well. It sounds like an ongoing relationship. So she files a claim with the guys car insurance company.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/06/09/geico-std-car-sex-missouri-insurance/

 

[actaeon277]

Baby Mama With Entitlement Mentality 'Exposes' Baby Daddy For Feeding His Son Every Day​

 

[actaeon277]

And that wasn't enough, she's doubling down

 

[jamil]

And that wasn't enough, she's doubling down

I think he read the hot/crazy matrix wrong.

 

[hopper68]

Police attacked in ST Paul



The first 30 seconds makes me cringe. My mom would have swatted my bottom hard in front of the police, made me apologize, and given me what for when I got inside.

 

[Cameramonkey]

Police attacked in ST Paul



The first 30 seconds makes me cringe. My mom would have swatted my bottom hard in front of the police, made me apologize, and given me what for when I got inside.

But you know damn good and well this mamma is where the little snot got it from. She's probably laughing about it and praising him for acting the fool and "standing up to the man!".
Sad, really.

 

[deo62]

Taco Tuesday: RNC sells Jill Biden 'breakfast taco' shirts after gaffe

The RNC has already made shirts in reference to Jill Biden comparing Latinos to 'breakfast tacos' in speech.

www.foxnews.com

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Police attacked in ST Paul



The first 30 seconds makes me cringe. My mom would have swatted my bottom hard in front of the police, made me apologize, and given me what for when I got inside.

Our twin grandsons came up in that environment in CA. When we took care of them after their mom (DoggyMama's daughter) passed, we saw that type of behavior in them. Not to that extreme, but we saw it. Thankfully they've been adopted by a good Christian family (white) that home schools them and is teaching them good values. We couldn't be happier, and they are both now happy too.

 

[MCgrease08]

Oklahoma man allegedly killed friend while fishing because he thought the victim would feed him to Bigfoot

An Oklahoma is facing a first-degree murder charge after he allegedly killed his friend because he thought that the victim had summoned Bigfoot to eat him.

www.foxnews.com

 

[jamil]

WTF?

 

[JettaKnight]

Taco Tuesday: RNC sells Jill Biden 'breakfast taco' shirts after gaffe

The RNC has already made shirts in reference to Jill Biden comparing Latinos to 'breakfast tacos' in speech.

www.foxnews.com

I want that shirt!!!!

 

[nonobaddog]

Oklahoma man allegedly killed friend while fishing because he thought the victim would feed him to Bigfoot

An Oklahoma is facing a first-degree murder charge after he allegedly killed his friend because he thought that the victim had summoned Bigfoot to eat him.

www.foxnews.com

Seems like it was a misunderstanding - of reality.

 

[printcraft]

https://www.foxnews.com/us/montana-woman-shoots-skins-siberian-husky-mistook-wolf