Your First World Problems

[snorko]

I somehow bought a bulk pack of FULL SIZED paper towels. Now I have to tear sheets in half BY HAND every time!

 

[DCR]

The same thing happened to me ! The madness!
And then every time you go to pull off a half sheet off that roll, the roll goes spinning out of control.

 

[2tonic]

My toaster is mentally ill. It's constantly reassessing itself and changing it's settings.
It's also lazy. Instead of that satisfying pop at the end of a cycle, it slowly elevates the toast out of the slots.

 

[Mij]

My truck just turned 80,000 miles. Went to oil change, looked at new sticker on way home. Next oil change is 109,000 miles. What kinda oil is that? Call when I get home they put the other guys sticker on my truck. Wonder what the other guy thinks?

 

[Rookie]

Today, I was digging through my junk drawer and found a socket. As I am getting older, my ability to read small writing is getting harder, but I was excited to see mm etched on the side. I FOUND A 10 MM SOCKET!!!

A closer look showed me that it was a 13mm socket...

FML

 

[Brandon]

My truck just turned 80,000 miles. Went to oil change, looked at new sticker on way home. Next oil change is 109,000 miles. What kinda oil is that? Call when I get home they put the other guys sticker on my truck. Wonder what the other guy thinks?

That would last my truck a long time.

I bought my truck in 2009 with 39k miles.
It currenrly has alot more rust dents and dings.

Only 84k miles.

 

[DCR]

Got up this morning to see our dirty wine glasses from dinner last night on the kitchen counter. I have to wash them BY HAND. It did give me something to do while waiting like 2 whole minutes for my cup of coffee to brew. Might as well go back to bed now.

 

[mmpsteve]

... I would like to maintain my level of sanity.

Yea, that's a high bar.

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[printcraft]

Yea, that's a high bar.

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Correct! There were no qualifiers in my statement.

 

[JCSR]

Got up this morning to see our dirty wine glasses from dinner last night on the kitchen counter. I have to wash them BY HAND. It did give me something to do while waiting like 2 whole minutes for my cup of coffee to brew. Might as well go back to bed now.

You must be among the poors. In our house we would just toss them and buy new. My hands shall never touch wash water.

 

[JCSR]

Yea, that's a high bar.

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Not so high............

 

[rhamersley]

If I don't twist the end of a loose roll of clear packing tape after I use it, the flap will stick down to the roll making it EXTREMELY difficult to get started again.
It happens more often than I would like to maintain my level of sanity.

Just curious...is that for hair removal purposes or preparing shipments?

 

[printcraft]

Just curious...is that for hair removal purposes or preparing shipments?

Yes

 

[JCSR]

Yes

Why are you shipping removed hair? Asking for a friend.

 

[printcraft]

Why are you shipping removed hair? Asking for a friend.

Address?

 

[JCSR]

Address?

Is there mail coming out of Uranus?

 

[jamil]

Is there mail coming out of Uranus?

Does it have a Post Office?

 

[printcraft]

Is there mail coming out of Uranus?

Shipping is rough, receiving is slammed.

 

[hopper68]

Why are you shipping removed hair? Asking for a friend.

More eco-friendly than bubble wrap and Styrofoam peanuts. Why do you hate Mother Earth?

 

[Brandon]

I've been getting paid O.T. to sit in a parking lot waiting at a fabrication shop to make metal for our jobs today. Been here 15 minutes, been on the clock since 630am.

Now the real problem is I am working in muncie today and I am still in beechgrove.