This should work, but the domestic goddess in your life might abject, good luck!
2,4,6-Trinitrotoluene
2,4,6-Trinitrotoluene | C7H5N3O6 | CID 8376 - structure, chemical names, physical and chemical properties, classification, patents, literature, biological activities, safety/hazards/toxicity information, supplier lists, and more.pubchem.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov
Toluene = carcinogen (?)