I was pee'ing while reading this....Never pass up a chance to pee.
Until you know for 100% certainty that a woman is in active labor, do not inquire as to when her baby is due. And even then it's still iffy.
That was going to be mine.Never pass up a chance to pee.
DependsNever trust a fart
A shart is a real thing.Never trust a fart
Is that unless you wear them?Depends