Words of wisdom from the Ingo elders.

[shootersix]

Never ever under any circumstance start a conversation with the words “your f*****g mother!”

 

[KG1]

Don't squat with your spurs on.

 

[deo62]

We have wisdom??

 

[BigRed]

Confucius say: "Man who go through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok"

 

[KellyinAvon]

Learn from the mistakes of others, it’s less painful.

 

[spencer rifle]

Pusheth not thy luck.

"If you look for truth, you may find comfort in the end;
if you look for comfort you will not get either."
— C.S. Lewis

The contented man is never poor; the discontented man is never rich.

She can't read your mind (even though it often seems like it). TELL HER you love her. SHOW HER. Even though it doesn't come naturally. Even though it's against your nature. Part of being human is going against our instincts.

 

[mom45]

Opportunities are often not where you expect to find them.

 

[cbhausen]

Never trust a fart

Or waste an erection!

 

[radar8756]

Any day you are NOT in Jail ... is a Good Day

 

[BigRed]

Experience is a great teacher....if you can afford the tuition.

 

[HoughMade]

Rip the [metaphorical] Band-Aid off.

 

[fullmetaljesus]

1. No such thing as "Free"

2. Sometimes you eat the bear, Sometimes the bear eats you.

Is that an eastern thing?

 

[PapaScout]

Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill

 

[bcannon]

When your government says you don't need a gun, buy atleast a half dozen.

 

[bcannon]

If you scratch your butt don't chew your nails

 

[bcannon]

Before you take a dump make sure there's toilet paper

 

[Frosty]

When you have children, it’s ok to miss a little work to catch their game or play. They won’t appreciate it then, but when they get older they will remember you being there.

Sometimes the most precious memories are the simple ones. Some of the best memories I have of my father are sitting in a little tin boat fishing or sitting on the back porch just BS’ing.

 

[jerrob]

Don't sweat the petty stuff AND don't pet the sweaty stuff.

Never kiss a gift whore on the mouth.

 

[Jaybird1980]

Is that an eastern thing?

Don't know, i got it from my grandpa. So it's at least an eastern Kentucky thing.

 

[Lpherr]

The two most important days in your life are the day you were born and the day you discover why.