Words of wisdom from the Ingo elders.

[SkullDaddy.45]

I'm sure the younger Ingo'ers can benefit from our many years of wisdom. Give them your best advice. Here's mine...
Never compliment a woman on her mustache...regardless of how majestic it is.

 

[Bigtanker]

Never pass up a chance to pee.

 

[Tactically Fat]

Until you know for 100% certainty that a woman is in active labor, do not inquire as to when her baby is due. And even then it's still iffy.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Never pass up a chance to pee.

I was pee'ing while reading this....

 

[Emerson Dambiggins]

Don't eat yellow snow

 

[chipbennett]

Oh, this thread is going exactly how I expected it would go. Keep going, INGO!

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Until you know for 100% certainty that a woman is in active labor, do not inquire as to when her baby is due. And even then it's still iffy.

I ran into a lady to whom I'd once been engaged in the old KMart north in Muncie several years ago. She had a stairstep brood, was wearing a maternity dress, and looked to be 6 or 7 months along. She was not. Fortunately, I eventually decided hanging myself in KMart would be a little de class, even for me. Tactically fat is 100% correct.

 

[Chewie]

Never forget what you were supposed to remember, especially if it's something your wife told you to remember.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Friendship is like pee'ing on yourself.
Everyone sees it, but only you get the warm feelings that it brings.

 

[KG1]

Stop doing dumb things. You make me look smart.

 

[Snapdragon]

Never pass up a chance to pee.

That was going to be mine.

 

[printcraft]

"Yes Dear"

Learn it, live it, love it.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Never trust a fart

 

[LEaSH]

Never trust a fart

Depends

 

[KG1]

Never trust a fart

A shart is a real thing.

 

[Bigtanker]

Depends

Is that unless you wear them?

 

[patience0830]

Yesterday is gone.
Tomorrow is not promised. .
Today is a gift.. that's why we call it the present.

Try and behave like you're grateful.

 

[rob63]

Don't confuse having possessions purchased with debt with having wealth. They aren't the same thing. Wealth gives you freedom and peace of mind, debt brings hidden shackles.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

 

[MCgrease08]

If a woman says "nothing is wrong" that actually means everything is wrong.

If a woman says, "that's not funny" you'd better not laugh your ass off.