The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 14th Edition: Ketchup Farts, Dog Sneezes and Misspelled Tattoos

[Kernelkrink]

So thread hijack.

I had one of those expandable child gate things between the kitchen and a pantry room/closet alcove. Free-range dry cat food on the alcove side, yellow lab on the kitchen side. Originally the cats (but not the dog) just jumped over it to get their food, but a couple of them were getting older and creakier, a physical state that I have much empathy for, so I cut a 6” x 4” hole thru the plastic mesh for the cats.

One day I hear this big crash, high-pitched yelping, and things being smashed in the kitchen. I run in there looking for home invaders and Chester has somehow forced his entire head AND one front leg thru that little opening. That’s how far he made it before he got stuck, and then tried to back out, yanking the gate out of its position. He’s running around the kitchen on three legs in pure panic sounding like he’s being eaten by a bear and wildly swinging his head around to shake off the bear… er, gate. I grabbed him and calmed him down a little bit, got my knife out and finished destroying the gate to get him loose. View attachment 281254

You know that cat put him up to it, right?

 

[Squid556]

 

[Squid556]

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[Magyars]

 

[Nazgul]

"It's not for sale, I'm planning on restoring it."

Actual conversation with my nephew about 15 years ago. I was at their house for a cook out looking at an early Olds 442 convertible parked there......with a tree growing thru the open trunk.
"Why don't you do something with the car?".
"It is an Olds 442!".
"It has a tree growing thru the trunk....".
"I will never find another one, it is an Olds 442!".
"There is a TREE growing thru the trunk....".
"Do you know how rare they are? It is an Olds 442!".
"There is a TREE growing thru the trunk....".
"It is an Olds 442 !!!".

I quit.

Don

 

[tomcat13]

 

[HoughMade]

 

[Hardscrable]

 

[Hardscrable]

 

[actaeon277]

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I would say, satire.
But then, I've met too many like this.

 

[HoughMade]

I would say, satire.
But then, I've met too many like this.

I think the original post was satire. Not so sure about the response.

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[HoughMade]

 

[HoughMade]

 

[printcraft]

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[Squid556]

 

[DriverAndrew]

 

[printcraft]