The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 14th Edition: Ketchup Farts, Dog Sneezes and Misspelled Tattoos

[smokingman]

Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was......



Side note. This is a farmer in California trying to save his almond and fruit trees(and I just learned he saved some houses as well) knowing no help is coming anytime soon.

San Joaquin Valley farmers forced to drive perfectly good trucks into levee breaks to prevent valuable farmland from flooding - Alt Car news

Farmers in the San Joaquin Valley are being forced to drive trucks into levee breaks to save precious farmland from flooding.

tiremeetsroad.com

 

[nonobaddog]

Drove my Chevy to the levee but the levee was......



Side note. This is a farmer in California trying to save his almond and fruit trees(and I just learned he saved some houses as well) knowing no help is coming anytime soon.

San Joaquin Valley farmers forced to drive perfectly good trucks into levee breaks to prevent valuable farmland from flooding - Alt Car news

Farmers in the San Joaquin Valley are being forced to drive trucks into levee breaks to save precious farmland from flooding.

tiremeetsroad.com

They must not have been able to find any Ridgelines.

 

[nipprdog]

 

[ditcherman]

They must not have been able to find any Ridgelines.

@nad63

 

[Magyars]

Here I am.......

 

[Lost Californian]

 

[stormryder]

They must not have been able to find any Ridgelines.

Too much plastic, they would float away.(I work for Honda)

 

[Ingomike]

Here I am.......

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I feel stuck in the middle…

 

[HoughMade]

 

[HoughMade]

 

[spencer rifle]

God and St Francis discuss lawns:
God to Saint Francis: "Frank, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there on the planet? What happened to the dandelions, violets, milkweeds and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long-lasting blossoms attracts butterflies, honey bees and flocks of songbirds. I expected to see a vast garden of colours by now. But, all I see are these green rectangles."

Saint Francis: "It's the tribes that settled there, Lord. The Suburbanites. They started calling your flowers 'weeds' and went to great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass."

God: "Grass? But, it's so boring. It's not colorful. It doesn't attract butterflies, birds and bees; only grubs and sod worms. It's sensitive to temperatures. Do these Suburbanites really want all that grass growing there?"

Saint Francis: "Apparently so, Lord. They go to great pains to grow it and keep it green. They begin each spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any other plant that crops up in the lawn."

God: "The spring rains and warm weather probably make grass grow really fast. That must make the Suburbanites happy."

Saint Francis: "Apparently not, Lord. As soon as it grows a little, they cut it-sometimes twice a week."

God: "They cut it? Do they then bale it like hay?"

Saint Francis: "Not exactly, Lord. Most of them rake it up and put it in bags."

God: "They bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it?"

Saint Francis: "No, Sir, just the opposite. They pay to throw it away."

God: "Now, let me get this straight. They fertilize grass so it will grow. And, when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to throw it away?"

Saint Francis: "Yes, Sir."

God: "These Suburbanites must be relieved in the summer when we cut back on the rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows the growth and saves them a lot of work."

Saint Francis: "You aren't going to believe this, Lord. When the grass stops growing so fast, they drag out hoses and pay more money to water it, so they can continue to mow it and pay to get rid of it."

God: "What nonsense. At least they kept some of the trees. That was a sheer stroke of genius, if I do say so myself. The trees grow leaves in the spring to provide beauty and shade in the summer. In the autumn, they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. It's a natural cycle of life."

Saint Francis: "You better sit down, Lord. The Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. As soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles and pay to have them hauled away."

God: "No? What do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the winter to keep the soil moist and loose?"

Saint Francis: “After throwing away the leaves, they go out and buy something which they call mulch. They haul it home and spread it around in place of the leaves.”

God: "And where do they get this mulch?"

Saint Francis: “They cut down trees and grind them up to make the mulch."

God: "Enough! I don't want to think about this anymore. St. Catherine, you're in charge of the arts. What movie have you scheduled for us tonight?"

Saint Francis: "Dumb and Dumber Lord. It's a story about....”

God: "Never mind, I think I just heard the whole story from St. Francis."

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Ballstater98]

 

[Emerson Dambiggins]

 

[HoughMade]

 

[2A_Tom]

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Arrived by slow manure cart.

 

[nonobaddog]

Arrived by slow manure cart.

Are manure carts migratory?

 

[actaeon277]

Are manure carts migratory?

European or African?

 

[nipprdog]

 

[actaeon277]

good