Pants?? Down around the knees.. that’s what them kids are wearing.. maybe fancy jammies if he was at WalmartHe probably needs to learn to tie his shoes if he's falling down that much...
Until convicted yes alleged. If my some circumstance he was found not guilty or not prosecuted or found guilty of some lesser offense the newspaper could be sued."Alleged would-be robber"
Seriously?
Was he Breaking In to Sell them a Vacuum Cleaner?
Two things not answered by the story: Were they even loaded/functional? And was he prepared to pull the trigger. Ive heard a lot of punks arent man enough to actually pull the trigger during one of these crimes. As soon as things go south they panic and freeze. (or give up)There's a bit of an off flavor here. Not calling it rancid, but there's a funny smell.
Breaks in with TWO guns @ 3:25am, wearing a ski-mask to hide his face.
This particular place has THREE men (of which at least one was armed) in residence.
Don't get me wrong, he deserved every helping from that potluck. But my Spidey senses are saying that there's another part to this story that we haven't heard yet.
That's the Amish way.My guess is that young Mr. Tyler thought he was going to a bible study meeting.
Oh and "Well, officer, We started in our living room on the third floor. We wrestled with him and we stumbled out onto the landing. Unfortunately as the young man tried to stand up, he stepped backwards into the stairwell, lost his balance, and fell down all six flights of stairs."
Allegedly.Reminds me of a certain young college student in Muncie who hit his girlfriend. Unfortunately for him, she was my cousin. She went home to another cousin's house, where she was staying. Once sure she was ok, the middle son drove over to the judgementally challenged lad's house and politely knocked on the door. When the hapless lad answered, middle son grabbed him by the front of his shirt, took two steps back, and tossed him down the stairs.
Allegedly.
Probably showed up without pieThat's the Amish way.
The story I read says the intruder got a shot off from the 2nd handgun he drew.Two things not answered by the story: Were they even loaded/functional? And was he prepared to pull the trigger. Ive heard a lot of punks arent man enough to actually pull the trigger during one of these crimes. As soon as things go south they panic and freeze. (or give up)
"Alleged would-be robber"
Seriously?
Was he Breaking In to Sell them a Vacuum Cleaner?
Much more likely needs to pull up those pants.He probably needs to learn to tie his shoes if he's falling down that much...