Imodium Cannot Work Miracles

[halfmileharry]

Honestly I confused Immodium with heartburn medicine.Which I could have helped with. So I kind of accidentally ended up here. As far as coming back to it multiple times..... Well I don't know why???

It's still better than confusing the sample packs of Nuclear Laxative and Viagra. Talk about making an impression.

 

[bacon#1]

Glad I found this thread. I just ate 3 day old mariachi chicken pizza. It just tastes so good.

 

[halfmileharry]

Glad I found this thread. I just ate 3 day old mariachi chicken pizza. It just tastes so good.

That's a Sunday morning breakfast if ever was one.

 

[sharkey]

What a crappy mistake.

Too corny for me

 

[rhino]

People don't understand how fun chemistry can be! We blew up tons of stuff in one of my chemistry classes

Indeed! I took p-chem, adv analytical chem, and the medicinal class for funsies.

Lots of butt hurt on INGO this morning.
Now 's when you need thick skin.

???

And a good quality toilet paper.

Always a good thing.

You may get better faster if you don't take Imodium. It's a "motility modifier" so yes it can prevent "episodes". However, slowing the motility of your gut also affects proper absorption. In many cases this means your underlying problem is prolonged.

I tell my dog owners that it might help them have to clean up the tile less, but the dog will be more crampy and take longer to heal.

It can also reduce the intestine's ability to fight bacteria.

Humans are sold a lot of symptomatic treatments. That's fine when you really need them but some of them inhibit symptoms that are part of your body's attempt to fight off a problem.

Agreed, were this an illness. Unfortunately, my dilemma was induced by irresponsible consumption of maltitol and a couple of other sugar alcohols with a laxative side-effect.

Rhino can come over to my place and get some honey. It's "pick your own". It's free, because we like the entertainment.

Why do people enjoy my injuries more than others' injuries? Plus, with my prodigious surface area, you could lose your entire hive if they all picked a spot and let me have it with their little single use butt bayonets!

Honestly I confused Immodium with heartburn medicine.Which I could have helped with. So I kind of accidentally ended up here. As far as coming back to it multiple times..... Well I don't know why???

That's . . . different.

 

[pudly]

Agreed, were this an illness. Unfortunately, my dilemma was induced by irresponsible consumption of maltitol and a couple of other sugar alcohols with a laxative side-effect.

Sugar-free ice cream? That stuff is best taken in limited doses.

 

[rhino]

Sugar-free ice cream? That stuff is best taken in limited doses.

That is an understatement, sir. Sometimes moderation is . . . a challenge.

Sugar-free hard candies are the worst, though. The maltitol avnd other sugar alcohol content is much higher by percentage.

Some pachyderms have trouble learning valuable life lessons.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

Why do people enjoy my injuries more than others' injuries? Plus, with my prodigious surface area, you could lose your entire hive if they all picked a spot and let me have it with their little single use butt bayonets!

Your injuries have a better marketing department.

Since we're on the topic, I once had it so bad I needed OSHA installed safety straps on the toilet to avoid attaining lift off. It got so bad I finally went to see haji-doc. Haji-doc suggested the 'white diet', which consisted of boiled potato, white bread, and plain yogurt. I suspect the probiotic thing listed above is the same reasoning as the plain yogurt. It worked quite rapidly. I think your body hates the diet of bread, potato, and yogurt so much that it tells your bowels to calm down RTF right now so you can eat something with a taste other than "nothing" or "gym sock".

 

[chocktaw2]

A good quality diaper is invaluable.

 

[rhino]

A good quality diaper is invaluable.

Truth!

 

[bacon#1]

My daughter had C-Diff when she was little. Talk about bad. It took forever and multiple doctor visits to get rid of. I should have bought stock in diapers and butt cream.

 

[Dean C.]

Indeed! I took p-chem, adv analytical chem, and the medicinal class for funsies.

You sir are a masochist, I am dreading Organic and Physics this upcoming semester, that being said I am taking Immunology for fun but Biology is my friend where Chemistry is not.

 

[actaeon277]

I'm lucky if I have 1 solid poop a month. I blame it on the high temperatures I work in. But, I could be wrong.
So... I got nothing.



Except bread and water diet is supposed to solidify things. That's why you hear military punishments being bread and water.
Maybe cheese.

 

[sharkey]

I'm lucky if I have 1 solid poop a month.

As we grow older, we find more things better than sex.

In addition to a solid night's sleep: add a well-formed, non-smeary, beefy BM.

 

[IndyDave1776]

Your injuries have a better marketing department.

Since we're on the topic, I once had it so bad I needed OSHA installed safety straps on the toilet to avoid attaining lift off. It got so bad I finally went to see haji-doc. Haji-doc suggested the 'white diet', which consisted of boiled potato, white bread, and plain yogurt. I suspect the probiotic thing listed above is the same reasoning as the plain yogurt. It worked quite rapidly. I think your body hates the diet of bread, potato, and yogurt so much that it tells your bowels to calm down RTF right now so you can eat something with a taste other than "nothing" or "gym sock".

BBI for Surgeon General!

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

That is an understatement, sir. Sometimes moderation is . . . a challenge.

Sugar-free hard candies are the worst, though. The maltitol avnd other sugar alcohol content is much higher by percentage.

Some pachyderms have trouble learning valuable life lessons.

I made that mistake with sugar-free PEZ candy once, oh man was that bad. You have my sympathy.

 

[rhino]

I made that mistake with sugar-free PEZ candy once, oh man was that bad. You have my sympathy.

Oh, yeah! And PEZ is something that is impossible to eat in moderation. You have to keep tilting Goofy's or Tinkerbell's or Papa Smurf's head back until you're completely out of PEZ (after multiple reloads).


So . . . where can I find sugar free PEZ?

 

[Rookie]

Reminds me of the gummy bears reviews from Amazon...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/B000EVOSE4/ref=mw_dp_cr

 

[mom45]

Reminds me of the gummy bears reviews from Amazon...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/B000EVOSE4/ref=mw_dp_cr

That one is a classic...still a good read even if you've read it before.

 

[rhino]

Reminds me of the gummy bears reviews from Amazon...

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/cr/B000EVOSE4/ref=mw_dp_cr

If you're sensitive to such ingredients, "See you in hell, Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears" is no exaggeration.