Figured we needed a place to tell all our epic CM stories. The impact he made not only in our Ingo life, but our life in general. One thing i notice about CM is he never belittled anyone. Never made them feel less knowledgeable then he was. Which was amazing seeing how very few was as knowledgeable in most things then CM. Here's my epic CM story.
It was my first visit to Mayberry to meet some of the fine folks at Ingo. After everyone ordered their food ...cheeseburgers and fries of course, i leaned into Cm and told him I'd buy everyone's lunch today. You know, playing the big shot, trying to buy friends. So i told the young waitress to send the check to me. As i pulled out my super supreme gold plated credit card. CM had this smirk on his face. I figured he just never seen a super supreme gold plated card. He asked if i only carry the card. I said yup. No need to carry cash anymore. I grab the check walk slowly up to the bar and slapped that bad boy down. That's when i noticed CM... That same smirk. I don't think he ever blinked. Then i noticed everyone else now... Staring... Smirking. Then i heard the waitress say. Oh honey.. We don't except credit cards here. WHAT??? That's when i heard CM laughing. I asked if they had an ATM machine. Nope, nearest one is at the bank.. Nearest bank is 25 miles away. Man that mouse set me up. That's when i knew i was going to love these people. For the record the next time i wandered into Mayberry i had ample cheeseburger cash. Yup, nothing beats a cheeseburger, pantless with a wad of money in your socks. Smelling like gun powder. Surrounded with people you love. I'll miss those days. Most of all.... I'll miss that Mousey Smirk.
It was my first visit to Mayberry to meet some of the fine folks at Ingo. After everyone ordered their food ...cheeseburgers and fries of course, i leaned into Cm and told him I'd buy everyone's lunch today. You know, playing the big shot, trying to buy friends. So i told the young waitress to send the check to me. As i pulled out my super supreme gold plated credit card. CM had this smirk on his face. I figured he just never seen a super supreme gold plated card. He asked if i only carry the card. I said yup. No need to carry cash anymore. I grab the check walk slowly up to the bar and slapped that bad boy down. That's when i noticed CM... That same smirk. I don't think he ever blinked. Then i noticed everyone else now... Staring... Smirking. Then i heard the waitress say. Oh honey.. We don't except credit cards here. WHAT??? That's when i heard CM laughing. I asked if they had an ATM machine. Nope, nearest one is at the bank.. Nearest bank is 25 miles away. Man that mouse set me up. That's when i knew i was going to love these people. For the record the next time i wandered into Mayberry i had ample cheeseburger cash. Yup, nothing beats a cheeseburger, pantless with a wad of money in your socks. Smelling like gun powder. Surrounded with people you love. I'll miss those days. Most of all.... I'll miss that Mousey Smirk.