Traveling for work right now, and during my morning dump, something tickled my left cheek. I leaned to look and there was a good sized spider hanging from the under side of the toilet seat. I nearly jumped through the ceiling,which flung my wallet from my pocket into the toilet. I considered giving this spider some .45 caliber justice, but that seems like overkill. Maybe if I had a 9mm, which everyone knows poses no danger to anything that actually matters. I decided on aerosol spray and a lighter. When the fire department leaves, I'm looking forward to a real hot shower.
Now the real question...how badly do I need the stuff in my wallet back? Is it worth cleaning semi-public toilet fecal coliform bacteria off each plastic card? What if this is a trap, and more spiders are waiting for me to reach in? Is there anyone out there whocares?
Now the real question...how badly do I need the stuff in my wallet back? Is it worth cleaning semi-public toilet fecal coliform bacteria off each plastic card? What if this is a trap, and more spiders are waiting for me to reach in? Is there anyone out there whocares?