Confessions

[spencer rifle]

I have a thing for Karen Allen and Karen Carpenter, but as they both look like my wife, that's OK?

 

[Bigtanker]

Was it while flipping over the bike backwards?If so do not sweat it lol.

15 years apart.

 

[lovemachine]

I used to drink a fifth of vodka almost daily.

Never had vodka, but lately I have felt the need to start drinking heavily.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

I did 20.... used to tell the rookies, you should have gone to the FD.

I'm an LEO, I'm just stuck in the city to do it. It's not the job that's the issue, its the "being in a city" part that I've adapted to but never really fell in love with. I'd rather be in a state forest.

That reminds me of my next confession: My wife drug me into the modern world. The ex-wife was fine with me being a backward hilljack who lived in a handbuilt shack in the woods. It actually appealed to her liberal eco-warrior sensibilities to wash clothes by hand, to not own a television, to not be out much if the electricity went out, etc. If I hadn't remarried, I'd still be living in a handbuilt shack in the woods, heating with wood and kerosene, well water with a back up hand pump, and hunting off my back porch. BUT, no way my current wife would be happy living like that, and I want better for my son than a drafty house with the assorted hazards I didn't mind when it was just me. If a possum gets in the house, you can get him back out pretty easy.

 

[chezuki]

Never had vodka, but lately I have felt the need to start drinking heavily.

Probably shouldn't... Turns out it's bad for you.

 

[littletommy]

I'm going to a Barry Manilow concert in June, and I will most likely enjoy it.

 

[public servant]

I'm going to a Barry Manilow concert in June, and I will most likely enjoy it.

IBTL

 

[littletommy]

IBTL

LOL! Well dammit, just posted LOL and didn't really LOL.

 

[Sylvain]

I dont like coffee but drink it daily.

 

[Birds Away]

I've been around the world a couple of times. People always say "what did you see, what did you see?" Mostly water.

 

[ChristianPatriot]

Every time I see this thread bumped I sing the Usher song....sad....

 

[target64]

1) I have only voted once in my life.
2) Mensa sent me an application to become a member.
3) It is a fact that a moped can be driven onto an elevator in the Reef Towers Hotel in Waikiki.

 

[The Keymaster]

I would rather be around dogs than humans.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Every man has or will have a fat girl in their life. Mine was in May 1982.

Had a few. Man, those girls can be hungry for it, I tell you what.

This post made me think of my confession!

I hate, and I do mean HATE people who INSIST on carding for the dumbest of things. For example, I'm a 22 year old male who can't go into walmart and purchase Lucas fuel injector cleaner without the cashier going, "Umm..I need to see your ID." Any time I'm not not asked for my ID (which is rarely), it takes everything I have not to hug this person.

Kid you not, I once saw a cashier DEMAND, not ask, to see the ID of a "well above 40" individual who had grandchildren with them. When this individual could not find said ID (most likely left in car), the cashier took the alcohol away, and told them they couldn't sell it to them. I wanted to common sense smack the crap out of that cashier

Some of them have a thing about spray paint, too.

Dagny Taggart is my dreamgirl.

I actually named one of the cats Dagny until we found out he had dangly bits. Now, even after the surgery, we have to keep him off Ptraci.

Probably shouldn't... Turns out it's bad for you.

Turned out bad for me; at least that was part of the problem. I'm thinkin there was other stuff involved as well.

 

[Rookie]

Every time I see this thread bumped I sing the Usher song....sad....

And now I hate you.

 

[Timjoebillybob]

we have to keep him off Ptraci.

I know the name Ptarci. . I recognized Drizzit when a co-worker mentioned it. I've played and enjoyed an online text based role playing game. And I plan on doing so in the future. And lots of other stuff. Lots and lots of other stuff. What is the statute of limitations in Indiana?

 

[ChristianPatriot]

And now I hate you.

Welcome to my nightmare

 

[KG1]

My real name is Brain Williams.

 

[Shiver]

I sometimes wonder if I might not actually be a functioning psychopath.

 

[smokingman]

I sometimes wonder if I might not actually be a functioning psychopath.

Some of the brightest ceo's on earth are.
Which Professions Have the Most Psychopaths? The Fewest? - TIME