Your First World Problems

[Nazgul]

Had to wait 5 minutes for the barista to replace the half and half container in the dispenser this morning.

Come on people this is COFFEE!!

Don

 

[patience0830]

Why are you shipping removed hair? Asking for a friend.

Somebody ordered it?

 

[JCSR]

Somebody ordered it?

 

[Brandon]

I now get to go and be paid to sit in a waiting room while someone else does all the work.

Meanwhile I am 3 miles from home and have to wait at the stealership for them to do an oil change that seems like it takes 8 hours.

 

[JCSR]

I now get to go and be paid to sit in a waiting room while someone else does all the work.

Meanwhile I am 3 miles from home and have to wait at the stealership for them to do an oil change that seems like it takes 8 hours.

My stealership has free snacks in the waiting room. I load up on muffins, pretzels and M&M's then poop in the adjoining restroom and don't flush. Just my way of saying they are taking too long.

 

[fullmetaljesus]

I have a nice colibri v cutter (~$60). I used it in my sail boat last year to cut cigars while sailing. I was concerned that I may drop it in the water so I chose to buy a cheaper cutter(~$20) to keep on the boat. I figured losing a $20 cutter is easier than losing a $60 cutter. Well for the last few months I've been using the cheap one at my desk....well i hate it. Blades aren't great, they are acceptable but it's cut is too shallow for my liking...

Soooo I had to buy another colibri v cutter just for the boat. Which puts me back at square one.

Also colibri v cutter collection:

Green cutter in my smoking lounge upstairs.

Red cutter in my desk soon to move to my red sail boat.

Blue cutter in my blue jeep gladiator.

Black cutter in a desk at my mom's house down in Florida.

You would think colibri would send me a free one by now.

 

[Brandon]

My stealership has free snacks in the waiting room. I load up on muffins, pretzels and M&M's then poop in the adjoining restroom and don't flush. Just my way of saying they are taking too long.

I asked if they do tire rotations when we get an oil change. They said yes, if its meeded based on mileage. I asked if they balance them when they do... got a funny look and no. Guess I get to look forward to another shakey steering wheel.

 

[Brandon]

They just pulled my truck back up, lets see how bad they messed up my free vehicle.

Edit:
No vibrations from wheels or in the steering wheel.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

I have a nice colibri v cutter (~$60). I used it in my sail boat last year to cut cigars while sailing. I was concerned that I may drop it in the water so I chose to buy a cheaper cutter(~$20) to keep on the boat. I figured losing a $20 cutter is easier than losing a $60 cutter. Well for the last few months I've been using the cheap one at my desk....well i hate it. Blades aren't great, they are acceptable but it's cut is too shallow for my liking...

Soooo I had to buy another colibri v cutter just for the boat. Which puts me back at square one.

Also colibri v cutter collection:

Green cutter in my smoking lounge upstairs.

Red cutter in my desk soon to move to my red sail boat.

Blue cutter in my blue jeep gladiator.

Black cutter in a desk at my mom's house down in Florida.

You would think colibri would send me a free one by now.

Never been a cigar smoker, but I thought you were supposed to just bite the end off and spit it out before lighting up. You must be one of them fancy fellers.

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

STILL no new Umbrella Academy. It's times like these that try men's souls.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

STILL no new Umbrella Academy. It's times like these that try men's souls.

Umbrella Academy? You mean some people need to go to school to learn how to use an umbrella?

 

[fullmetaljesus]

Never been a cigar smoker, but I thought you were supposed to just bite the end off and spit it out before lighting up. You must be one of them fancy fellers.

I can be a bit of a princess sometimes....

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Believe it!

 

[kalashnikovfan]

Man what a rollercoaster of a day bought a new gun then about three hours later the car starts making noise in the rear end. Win some lose some I guess

 

[Nazgul]

Sitting here peacefully cruising INGO in my underwear and my coffee cup is empty. Now I have to get up, go all the way over to the counter and get some more.

Maybe AI will anticipate my needs and bring it to me without all the hassle!!

Don

 

[schmart]

Man what a rollercoaster of a day bought a new gun then about three hours later the car starts making noise in the rear end. Win some lose some I guess

Look on the bright side. If you had waited 4 hours to buy the gun, you wouldn't have it! Most of the time things break prior to getting what you've been watching!

 

[kalashnikovfan]

That's a good way to look at it. Now convincing the ole lady to look at it that way may be a hard sell lol

 

[target64]

Paid to have a perfectly good 4 year old refrigerator hauled away so i would have room for a new one.

 

[DragonGunner]

Wife had many in her family come over for Saturday dinner and said to call my mom to come over also. So called my 96 year old mom and said “get over here if you want a free dinner.” My mom said she would and laughed. My wife jumped all over me for saying that to my mom…why? I guess you’re not suppose to tell people a free meal, its bad manners. So I made a sign when she wasn’t looking and put on front door for her family to see as they showed up. Part way through she went outside and saw it. “Free Meal Inside”…. It’s 4 am and I’m on the couch…. Did I mention my wife’s name is Karen and she doesn’t think I’m a comedian yet.

 

[Dholcomb]

Opened the pool up yesterday. All of the nice warm weather we had caused the pool to have an algae bloom early this year.