Words of wisdom from the Ingo elders.

[SkullDaddy.45]

Never visit a doctor who's office plants have died.

 

[possum_128]

Once married, it’s okay to read the menu, as long as you don’t order. Credit to the dad.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Hanlon's razor.

"Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence"

 

[chipbennett]

If a woman says "nothing is wrong" that actually means everything is wrong.

If a woman says, "that's not funny" you'd better not laugh your ass off.

And the corollaries: "Fine" and "OK" (or, worse: "K").

 

[KG1]

If your spouse ever says, "Does this make me look fat?" Just leave the room.

 

[Nazgul]

I'm sure the younger Ingo'ers can benefit from our many years of wisdom. Give them your best advice. Here's mine...
Never compliment a woman on her mustache...regardless of how majestic it is.

Had a niece in my former wife's family, wife died from cancer in 2007. Anyway, said niece was...a...rough looking. She had a mustache that was epic for a women. I was always afraid of getting her name for Christmas when we drew them. I would have bought her a mustache trimmer and been in big trouble with the family. Still have trouble holding my mouth when I run into her.....

Don

 

[Nazgul]

Never visit a doctor who's office plants have died.

Had a doctor that was missing his right leg. Always wondered about that.

Don

 

[Nazgul]

All great advice.

If she says "Go ahead and do what you want!!". Don't do anything.

Don

 

[Nazgul]

Remember and repeat often - "I am sorry, it will never happen again". Even if you weren't in the same county when whatever it is happened.

Don

 

[pute62]

Don't fry bacon naked

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Don't fry bacon naked

Great advise...but one should always eat bacon naked.

 

[Hoosierdood]

Don't fry bacon naked

I like to live dangerously.

 

[NyleRN]

You with young kids. Prioritize the things that make a healthy family healthy. You're kids are watching. If they see something is important to you then it'll be important to them. The opposite is also true

 

[Jaybird1980]

If she has an apple she has a banana

 

[Jaybird1980]

1. No such thing as "Free"

2. Sometimes you eat the bear, Sometimes the bear eats you.

 

[NyleRN]

It's easier to build strong children than to repair broken men

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

If she has an apple she has a banana

You never want to learn this the hard way...or even the semi- flaccid way.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Had a doctor that was missing his right leg. Always wondered about that.

Don

How do you know he's missing it? Maybe he's glad it's gone?

 

[KG1]

An apple a day keeps anyone away. If you throw it hard enough.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Don't **** off the people handling your food.