TSA Statistics

[cburnworth]

[FONT=&quot]Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of
Homeland Security:



* Terrorist Plots Discovered - 0

* Transvestites - 133

* Hernia's - 1,485

* Hemorrhoid Cases - 3,172

* Enlarged Prostates - 8,249

* Breast Implants - 59,350

* Natural Blondes - 3

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[littletommy]

Dredd will be along in a moment to point out that 8,249 men are healthier now because TSA discovered they had enlarged prostates.