Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[Leadeye]

In the Harry Harrison novel Make Room Make Room the city has a bureaucracy called "squat court" that resolves squatter cases, but also issues "squat orders". The "squat order" is issued by the city as a blanket search warrant so the potential squatters can search already occupied homes for enough room to spare for them. They simply force the people on the home owner if squat court determines they can handle them.

I wonder if that's where these places are headed.

 

[tim87tr]

Cop resigns after mistaking falling acorn for gunshot​

Felt bad for the lady in the car crying afterwards. What a cluster. That being said, enter Ricky Bobby

 

[littletommy]

I wonder if that's where these places are headed.

I think it was the idiot racist mayor of Boston that I first heard mentioning housing the invaders in private homes. I’d be willing to bet that this voluntary participation is a calculated first step. The next thing we’ll hear is that legislation is being introduced to make it mandatory.

 

[smokingman]

I think it was the idiot racist mayor of Boston that I first heard mentioning housing the invaders in private homes. I’d be willing to bet that this voluntary participation is a calculated first step. The next thing we’ll hear is that legislation is being introduced to make it mandatory.

My guess would be they go after homes owned by corporations. 40+% now are not owner occupied. It would be the leftist thing to do(not that I agree with buying up entire neighbourhood's to raise prices, and then leaving them empty).

 

[rbhargan]

I think it was the idiot racist mayor of Boston that I first heard mentioning housing the invaders in private homes. I’d be willing to bet that this voluntary participation is a calculated first step. The next thing we’ll hear is that legislation is being introduced to make it mandatory.

Reminds me of "Dr. Zhivago." After the revolution the Bolshevik apparatchiks begin moving people into the homes of the now powerless homeowners, who have no option other than to agree and say, "yes, this is much better."

 

[Old Dog]

I would think that some of those people might come up missing in the middle of the night, in certain locations.

 

[Fire Lord]

Dude in the squad car should forget playing the lottery, he emptied his bag of luck that morning.

Might not be the only thing he emptied!

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

The Science(tm)

 

[BigRed]

Soros spawn has a new squeeze....

Huma Abedin's New Romance Sparks Discussion on Political and Personal Rebounds - The Political Globe

Disturbing

www.thepoliticalglobe.com

Illustrating yet again that scum of a feather flock together.

 

[philo]

Chinese national appointed to San Francisco elections commission.

San Francisco Appoints First Noncitizen to Serve on Elections Commission | KQED

Kelly Wong's appointment is the result of a 2020 voter-approved measure that removed the citizenship requirement to serve on San Francisco boards, commissions and advisory bodies.

www.kqed.org

 

[rbhargan]

Chinese national appointed to San Francisco elections commission.

San Francisco Appoints First Noncitizen to Serve on Elections Commission | KQED

Kelly Wong's appointment is the result of a 2020 voter-approved measure that removed the citizenship requirement to serve on San Francisco boards, commissions and advisory bodies.

www.kqed.org

Well, they already own the Executive branch, so ...

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

Quick, someone call Cheech & Chong!

 

[rbhargan]

Quick, someone call Cheech & Chong!

Yeah. But what do his dance moves look like? I bet NYPD would put him to shame on the dance floor. <snicker>

 

[rbhargan]

Techno-Hell: Germany Announces ‘Pre-Crime’ Police Unit to Target ‘Far-Right’ | ZeroHedge

ZeroHedge - On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero

www.zerohedge.com

Of course, these are the same people who gave us NAZIs and the STASI. There is nothing Germans like more than a good authoritarian kick to the yarbles.

 

[JCSR]

Tomorrows headline........

Stolen Police vehicle seen at street takeover scene

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

Tomorrows headline........

Stolen Police vehicle seen at street takeover scene Beech Grove Walmart

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FIFY

 

[buckwacker]

Freelance reporter threatened to ‘kill every Jew’ and shoot pro-Israel US officials: court docs

Indiana reporter Jeffrey Stevens is facing up to five years in federal prison after allegedly threatening to “kill every Jew” in Fort Wayne and “shoot every pro-Israel US government official.…

nypost.com

 

[KMaC]

So much weirdness here that its hard to write a coherent story.
Face tattoo guy kills an infant (don't know if it was his), identifies as a woman, religion was listed as Wiccan on prison intake form but now thinks Islam might be a better fit and wants to wear a hijab. Prison denies his demand so now he is suing. Oh yeah, this guy isn't in CA. He's right here in Branchville.
https://currently.att.yahoo.com/att/cm/trans-inmate-killed-baby-identifies-141653330.html

 

[actaeon277]

Major Payne knows how to make you forget your pain.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Cop resigns after mistaking falling acorn for gunshot​

Best thing he could have done. Clearly not the right person for the job.
I'm 100% positive lives were saved by his turning in his badge.

Not like he had a choice... Also pretty sure he would have got canned quick, fast, and in a hurry for this anyhow.