Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[JCSR]

Boy, 5, high on COCAINE fatally shoots his 16-month-old brother who was high on marijuana inside Indiana home: Parents are charged with neglect

Indiana boy, 5, high on COCAINE when he shot toddler brother in head

The boy, who has not been named, shot his little brother, Isiah Johnson,(left) 16 months, in March, at the family's home in Lafayette, Indiana.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I saw this one yesterday. It’s probably been posted already but…you can’t make this up.

Naked California woman arrested near San Francisco Bay Bridge after shooting at cars: Officials

California officials say that a naked woman was arrested on Tuesday afternoon after firing her gun at other cars near San Francisco's Bay Bridge, according to KTVU.

www.foxnews.com

NSFW Images. (If this starts showing the unfiltered images, report it and I’ll delete it.)

 

[MCgrease08]

The baby probably tested positive for weed from Mom's breast milk. Hard to imagine how a 5 year old tests positive for cocaine.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Boy, 5, high on COCAINE fatally shoots his 16-month-old brother who was high on marijuana inside Indiana home: Parents are charged with neglect

Indiana boy, 5, high on COCAINE when he shot toddler brother in head

The boy, who has not been named, shot his little brother, Isiah Johnson,(left) 16 months, in March, at the family's home in Lafayette, Indiana.

www.dailymail.co.uk

What’s wrong with people?

 

[JCSR]

What’s wrong with people?

Trump's fault ?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Trump's fault ?

Systemic racism was my guess.

 

[red_zr24x4]

Bet that pavement was hot on the bare feet

 

[littletommy]

I saw this one yesterday. It’s probably been posted already but…you can’t make this up.

Naked California woman arrested near San Francisco Bay Bridge after shooting at cars: Officials

California officials say that a naked woman was arrested on Tuesday afternoon after firing her gun at other cars near San Francisco's Bay Bridge, according to KTVU.

www.foxnews.com

NSFW Images. (If this starts showing the unfiltered images, report it and I’ll delete it.)

I just got home from work, I usually have a sandwich or something to hold me over till dinner, but, I’m not very hungry now.

 

[Michigan Slim]

Ida ran that b***h down to stop the threat. Somebody missed a freebie there.

 

[printcraft]

Ida ran that b***h down to stop the threat. Somebody missed a freebie there.

Are you crazy?





























Do you know how hard it is to get car parts right now?!

 

[Twangbanger]

The baby probably tested positive for weed from Mom's breast milk. Hard to imagine how a 5 year old tests positive for cocaine.

Breastmilk, duh...

 

[WebSnyper]

I saw this one yesterday. It’s probably been posted already but…you can’t make this up.

Naked California woman arrested near San Francisco Bay Bridge after shooting at cars: Officials

California officials say that a naked woman was arrested on Tuesday afternoon after firing her gun at other cars near San Francisco's Bay Bridge, according to KTVU.

www.foxnews.com

NSFW Images. (If this starts showing the unfiltered images, report it and I’ll delete it.)

"The obvious answer is requiring only concealed carry in condition butterscotch, then she clearly would have not committed such a crime..." said by some politician somewhere

 

[rhamersley]

Rep. Nancy Mace Tells Prayer Breakfast She Declined Sex to Attend

Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) suggested she declined sex to make it to Sen. Tim Scott's (R-SC) prayer breakfast on time on Wednesday morning.

www.breitbart.com

 

[Sigblitz]

I just got home from work, I usually have a sandwich or something to hold me over till dinner, but, I’m not very hungry now.

Glad I didn't watch.

 

[Shadow01]

I saw this one yesterday. It’s probably been posted already but…you can’t make this up.

Naked California woman arrested near San Francisco Bay Bridge after shooting at cars: Officials

California officials say that a naked woman was arrested on Tuesday afternoon after firing her gun at other cars near San Francisco's Bay Bridge, according to KTVU.

www.foxnews.com

NSFW Images. (If this starts showing the unfiltered images, report it and I’ll delete it.)

My money says she is a registered democrat…

 

[Ark]

Rep. Nancy Mace Tells Prayer Breakfast She Declined Sex to Attend

Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) suggested she declined sex to make it to Sen. Tim Scott's (R-SC) prayer breakfast on time on Wednesday morning.

www.breitbart.com

Cute, has traditional values, says it's still on for later tonight...I like her.

 

[bobzilla]

Rep. Nancy Mace Tells Prayer Breakfast She Declined Sex to Attend

Rep. Nancy Mace (R-SC) suggested she declined sex to make it to Sen. Tim Scott's (R-SC) prayer breakfast on time on Wednesday morning.

www.breitbart.com

Ok. And?

 

[Sigblitz]

So I'm trying to get on the helicopter, and Jill's trying to drag me back in the Whitehouse, and I said I have to go um, somewhere they're taking me, you know. I'm sure it's important. I said Jackie, um Jill, Jill, Jill. Wait, what's the thing? Who wants ice cream.

 

[JCSR]

Cute, has traditional values, says it's still on for later tonight...I like her.

 

[JCSR]

LA truck driver with two PENISES

'The sex was great and women were hooked - but I got one chopped off to feel normal'​

I have two penises and use both for sex - women are addicted

A Los Angeles trucker has revealed his unusual condition that endowed him with two penises, a very rare occurrence that he says has mesmermized some conquests while alienating others.

www.dailymail.co.uk