The Insane "Social Justice" Thread pt IV

[ancjr]

Teddy wasn't progressive enough.

 

[actaeon277]

@jamil

I want to marry Lauren Chen, and I’m married...

I think she's moving to the US

 

[actaeon277]

I can't decide if I identify as an Apache attack helicopter or an AC-130 Spectre.

I identify as a fast attack sub, carrying torpedoes, TLAMs and spec ops personnel.

Nobody sees anything coming, stuff blows up, you look around, and nothing can be seen. Stuff just happened.

 

[actaeon277]

And now, the people arguing with Matt Walsh are complaining they are suffering from depression because of the argument.

 

[actaeon277]

So, remember the trans swimmer (originally male, converted to "female") that won the swim meet by SEVERAL seconds (usually decided by tenths of a second)?
Well, the NEXT race he/she swam against another trans (originally female), and lost.
So, then everyone pointed out, "See, the ones born male have no advantage".

Well, now there is an allegation that the race was "thrown".
Evidence (or accusation_).. the (first) trans swimmer finished WITH the women, instead of way ahead, and time was slower than usual.

Penn swimmer alleges Lia Thomas colluded with fellow transgender swimmer before race

A biological female member of the Penn women’s swimming said she believes Lia Thomas, colluded with Yale transgender swimmer Iszac Henig, who’s transitioning from female to male, during a 100 freestyle race on January 8.

www.foxnews.com

 

[ancjr]

 

[jamil]

For your enjoyment…

M&Ms Introduces New Trans Character Who Identifies As A Skittle

U.S.—As part of a bold new marketing strategy to promote inclusivity and appeal to less than 1% of the population, Mars, Incorporated has introduced a new M&M character who identifies as a Skittle.

babylonbee.com

That’s hilarious. Best line:

The LGBTQ+ community took to Twitter to ask why there isn't a Latinx M&M. "Do better," tweeted user @ihatemyself.

 

[jamil]

So, remember the trans swimmer (originally male, converted to "female") that won the swim meet by SEVERAL seconds (usually decided by tenths of a second)?
Well, the NEXT race he/she swam against another trans (originally female), and lost.
So, then everyone pointed out, "See, the ones born male have no advantage".

Well, now there is an allegation that the race was "thrown".
Evidence (or accusation_).. the (first) trans swimmer finished WITH the women, instead of way ahead, and time was slower than usual.

Penn swimmer alleges Lia Thomas colluded with fellow transgender swimmer before race

A biological female member of the Penn women’s swimming said she believes Lia Thomas, colluded with Yale transgender swimmer Iszac Henig, who’s transitioning from female to male, during a 100 freestyle race on January 8.

www.foxnews.com

Really it’s just proof of the patriarchy oppressing women. The now male swimmer obviously exploited male privilage over the now female swimmer!

Seriously, are they really that stupid? “Ooh. I know. We can just have ‘her’ swim against a trans man and let ‘him’ win. Totally no one will notice ‘his’ time is in the same range as women swimmers, and ‘her’ time is far slower than ‘her’ average.”

I mean. C’mon. Why would they even need to race if it’s not even close. Just take the personal best time for both and compare.

 

[jamil]

I think she's moving to the US

So you’re saying there’s a chance.

 

[jamil]

I identify as a fast attack sub, carrying torpedoes, TLAMs and spec ops personnel.

Nobody sees anything coming, stuff blows up, you look around, and nothing can be seen. Stuff just happened.

Act, how do you feel today?

Ah, Idunno. Kinda feeling down. Here lately, I just feel like I’m underwater all the time.

 

[KLB]

They need a boo emoji for the like button

 

[KLB]

Act, how do you feel today?

Ah, Idunno. Kinda feeling down. Here lately, I just feel like I’m underwater all the time.

 

[Shadow01]

Ruining women’s sports is the quickest way to make female conservatives.

 

[KLB]

Ruining women’s sports is the quickest way to make female conservatives.

Maybe in small numbers. I would guess most women don't pay attention to women's sports at all.

 

[MCgrease08]

Maybe in small numbers. I would guess most women people don't pay attention to women's sports at all.

FTFY

 

[actaeon277]

FTFY

Which is why they don't make as much

 

[2tonic]

Really it’s just proof of the patriarchy oppressing women. The new male swimmer obviously exploited male privilage over the now female swimmer!

Seriously, are they really that stupid? “Ooh. I know. We can just have ‘her’ swim against a trans man and let ‘him’ win. Totally no one will notice ‘his’ time is in the same range as women swimmers, and ‘her’ time is far slower than ‘her’ average.”

I mean. C’mon. Why would they even need to race if it’s not even close. Just take the personal best time for both and compare.

In all fairness, it was, after all, "her" time of the month, and the imaginary cramps slowed "her" down dramatically.

 

[rhamersley]

FTFY

How dare you…the players’ parents and girlfriends are going to be very angry!

 

[Hatin Since 87]

How dare you…the players’ parents and girlfriends are going to be very angry!
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I’ve seen bigger crowds at high school games.

 

[BugI02]

I’ve seen bigger crowds at high school games.

More excitement, too