The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 15th Edition: Be more like Coleman.

[PSOD]

 

[Emerson Dambiggins]

 

[Emerson Dambiggins]

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Life: "You are a no-go at this station."





Jesus H. Christ... Go ahead, make life miserable for others. The entire planet exists to serve...
One consolation... I'm almost 100% sure she will NEVER live a happy life.
Not "wishing" her a lifetime of misery mind you... Just noting that it's in store for her.

 

[ancjr]

Life: "You are a no-go at this station."





Jesus H. Christ... Go ahead, make life miserable for others. The entire planet exists to serve...
One consolation... I'm almost 100% sure she will NEVER live a happy life.
Not "wishing" her a lifetime of misery mind you... Just noting that it's in store for her.

Emotional development halted at age 3.

 

[Jsomerset]

Life: "You are a no-go at this station."





Jesus H. Christ... Go ahead, make life miserable for others. The entire planet exists to serve...
One consolation... I'm almost 100% sure she will NEVER live a happy life.
Not "wishing" her a lifetime of misery mind you... Just noting that it's in store for her.

So she cut in line and exploded and he is the one made to leave and he was apologizing on the way out. She was the problem and he paid. He must have forgot his jewels in his wife's night stand on the way out. Of course all the people involved other than the poor sob were women so you have that. Boy if i had to squat to p(:& i would own the world!

 

[JCSR]

 

[45sRfun]

 

[indyblue]

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Ahhhh, the smell of ditto machine solvent. And remember digging in the trash for the master sheets to get an early look at quizzes.

 

[Ingomike]

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The whole concept of this meme is generally under appreciated. The kids raised like this are so risk averse they want nothing to do with risk. As a group, they were raised with helmets, knee & elbow pads, in the safest cars sitting in the safest car seats.

How does this risk aversion manifest as adults, I see two huge ways, they prefer the perceived safety of socialism to the risks of capitalism and I believe the majority of the demands for mandatory vax was based on the appeal of experts and the perceived safety in taking the vax…

 

[ChristianPatriot]

The whole concept of this meme is generally under appreciated. The kids raised like this are so risk averse they want nothing to do with risk. As a group, they were raised with helmets, knee & elbow pads, in the safest cars sitting in the safest car seats.

How does this risk aversion manifest as adults, I see two huge ways, they prefer the perceived safety of socialism to the risks of capitalism and I believe the majority of the demands for mandatory vax was based on the appeal of experts and the perceived safety in taking the vax…

Ah yes, I remember my grandpa sitting me on his lap and telling me of the good ol’ days when people had the common decency to die in car crashes instead of living.

 

[Pyro]

 

[JCSR]

Why you should never get a window seat.

 

[JCSR]

 

[Ingomike]

Ah yes, I remember my grandpa sitting me on his lap and telling me of the good ol’ days when people had the common decency to die in car crashes instead of living.

Well I remember freedom. The freedom to do what one wanted. Life is uncertain, it is not for elites to decide for other how others pursue life, liberty and happiness. Even though children are no more likely than ever to be harmed in any way by playing outside parents panicked by breathless 24 hour news porn are scared to let them out.

So you got nothing but snark to refute my examples?

 

[ChristianPatriot]

 

[spencer rifle]

The whole concept of this meme is generally under appreciated. The kids raised like this are so risk averse they want nothing to do with risk. As a group, they were raised with helmets, knee & elbow pads, in the safest cars sitting in the safest car seats.

How does this risk aversion manifest as adults, I see two huge ways, they prefer the perceived safety of socialism to the risks of capitalism and I believe the majority of the demands for mandatory vax was based on the appeal of experts and the perceived safety in taking the vax…

I heard about a study in Germany (sorry, no link) that demonstrated an increased risk of injury in young adults due to a "too safe" environment growing up. They never got a handle on their physical limitations because their upbringing never allowed them to explore those limitations when younger. Stupid should hurt, but it can also teach where the fences are. Falling off the slide or swing or merry-go-round or (heaven forbid!) monkey bars can all be instructive. They never had a chance to work out an agreement with gravity, and falling does a lot more damage when you weigh more.

 

[klausm]

man, I learned to fear that center bar on a boys bike

 

[JCSR]

I remember when my school bus was sporty and small and we all wore helmets on the bus like race car drivers do. Now it seems all the school buses are huge things due to safety concerns I suppose.

 

[Emerson Dambiggins]