The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 14th Edition: Ketchup Farts, Dog Sneezes and Misspelled Tattoos

[HoughMade]

 

[JCSR]

Isn't America great........

Long Island man slugs one-legged man, ‘flaunts genitalia’ at Las Vegas casino, cops say​

 

[HoughMade]

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Isn't America great........

Long Island man slugs one-legged man, ‘flaunts genitalia’ at Las Vegas casino, cops say​

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Well, if ya got it, flaunt it I guess!

 

[Creedmoor]

Well, if ya got it, flaunt it I guess!

What Happened in Vegas Was supposed to,, Stay in Vegas.

 

[spencer rifle]

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True story:
Back in the late 70s I went to a Trek convention and Grace Lee Whitney was there. I remembered the episode "Miri" where she tried to get Kirk to look at her legs while hiding a lesion from the disease they were fighting. I asked to touch her leg there, and she let me.

 

[Kernelkrink]

And is a damn good last resort for self defense.

New John Wick film idea, he is in an office when suddenly attacked by a dozen guys armed with machine guns and samurai swords. Quickly grabbing a handy IBM keyboard and a pencil...

That one does look just like mine though.

 

[Alamo]

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After I graduated from Indiana University with an Air Force commission, I had to wait until September to actually enter active duty. So just like the previous 16 years, I had the summer “off*”.

But on September 20 I happily trotted off to Tinker AFB and started twiddling bits to kill commies. I distinctly recall the next June when it felt a little weird and disappointing not to be “off” for the summer again.

* I had summer jobs, but they didn’t feel anywhere near as compulsory as school.

 

[Magyars]

 

[Vodnik4]

Isn't America great........

Long Island man slugs one-legged man, ‘flaunts genitalia’ at Las Vegas casino, cops say​

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Hunter? Was he told to stay out West while his baggie incident is swept under the rug?

 

[BeDome]

True story:
Back in the late 70s I went to a Trek convention and Grace Lee Whitney was there. I remembered the episode "Miri" where she tried to get Kirk to look at her legs while hiding a lesion from the disease they were fighting. I asked to touch her leg there, and she let me.

Another true Story:
Not a Trek Convention, but a Muscular Dystrophy Association celebrity tennis event, mid '80s or so. I had done many such celebrity events with the promoter I was working with.
I ran a sound reinforcement company, used a smart money man to keep things going. He kept me in gigs when the season was dwindling down.

Loads of people and at that point in my life I was well past being shy or overwhelmed with celebrity.
Then one day, I met Marina Sirtis. This was in Texas and the series had just begun and it seemed no one cared about Star Trek around that time, around Paris, Texas.

I told her I had seen every episode. She said, "OH, you know who I am!!" Turned and gave me huge, long full body hug, one leg wrapped around mine.

Now I said I was immune to celebrity, but not so much being grabbed and hugged out of the blue by a woman who looked like that.
I can not say what shades of red I turned as I began to boil over, trying to find words for a coherent response.

MAN!!
Like it was yesterday!

 

[JCSR]

Not having any luck on Match.com. Do you think I need a new profile pic?

 

[printcraft]

Not having any luck on Match.com. Do you think I need a new profile pic?


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That frog is a bit pale.

 

[actaeon277]

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Personal experience?

 

[actaeon277]

New John Wick film idea, he is in an office when suddenly attacked by a dozen guys armed with machine guns and samurai swords. Quickly grabbing a handy IBM keyboard and a pencil...

That one does look just like mine though.

He is a man of focus.

He killed three men in an office.
With a KEYBOARD.

Who does that?

 

[JCSR]

That frog is a bit pale.

So maybe a spray tan is all I need ?

 

[JCSR]

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[BeDome]

I did not know that pickles had balls. Do I need to start watching out for them?