The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 14th Edition: Ketchup Farts, Dog Sneezes and Misspelled Tattoos

[HoughMade]

I use that story a lot. In 50 years automobile manuals went from how to adjust valves to don’t drink battery acid…

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My personal favorite old-timey owners manual was, I think, a Buick one that told the owner of cars with wood-spoke wheels to drive though a creek from time to time so the spokes wouldn't dry up and shrink.

 

[buckwacker]

I was all ready to call BS on the underlying claim.....but apparently, it is true and happened to A & W in the '80s.

A&W Restaurants

By now you've probably heard the story: once upon a time, A&W Restaurants released a third-pound burger that failed to catch on thanks to a misunderstanding of fractions. Just how accurate is this tale of math mistakes and fraction flubs? Read on for the scoop. In the 1980s, then-owner A. Alfred...

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Well everyone knows 4 is bigger than 3. Where'd you go to school?

I use that story a lot. In 50 years automobile manuals went from how to adjust valves to don’t drink battery acid…

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We all know this can be laid at Hough and Kirk's feet. Lawyers.

 

[HoughMade]

We all know this can be laid at Hough and Kirk's feet. Lawyers.

While our profession can rightfully be blamed for the fact that your 900 page owners manual contains 780 pages of warnings, we cannot be blamed for the ebbing away of society's collective intellect.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

While our profession can rightfully be blamed for the fact that your 900 page owners manual contains 780 pages of warnings, we cannot be blamed for the ebbing away of society's collective intellect.

Two things can be true at once.

 

[actaeon277]

The safer you make things
The less people have to think
The less people think
The more safer you need to make things.

 

[HoughMade]

Two things can be true at once.

I blame lazy parents.

My kids can adjust valves.

 

[HoughMade]

 

[actaeon277]

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Still kinda proves why he's there

 

[HoughMade]

 

[Wolfhound]

 

[Wolfhound]

 

[actaeon277]

It's not what it looks like.
Don't ban me

Look closer

 

[smokingman]

It's not what it looks like.
Don't ban me

Look closer

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OMG PDA,Bare feet,no masks!!!

 

[smokingman]

 

[smokingman]

 

[spencer rifle]

The safer you make things
The less people have to think
The less people think
The more safer you need to make things.

 

[MCgrease08]

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It's missing, "Cap'n Crunch shredded roof mouth."

Pic:

 

[spencer rifle]

It's missing, "Cap'n Crunch shredded roof mouth."

Also "tongue slits from lemon drops."

 

[Snapdragon]

Only $10.99 on Amazon

 

[buckwacker]

While our profession can rightfully be blamed for the fact that your 900 page owners manual contains 780 pages of warnings, we cannot be blamed for the ebbing away of society's collective intellect.

Well I'm not so sure. See the stupid ones used to die because....well, they were stupid. Now you've helped save them from themselves, allowing them to breed, thereby lowering the collective intellect of society.