The Funny Picture/Video Thread, 14th Edition: Ketchup Farts, Dog Sneezes and Misspelled Tattoos

[DoggyDaddy]

Let's be fair here...I remember all of the tying/twisting/folding/everything you have to do to get ready for the wedding...who's to say there aren't the 500th packs being made, and that poor future husband isn't crying over blistered fingers?

 

[Timjoebillybob]

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After my granddad died, we found one similar to this. Put the paper and tobacco in it and just close the lid then lick the glue. We're sure he used it for tobacco, when I knew him he had switched to prerolled Chesterfield unfiltered.

 

[nonobaddog]

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Or... if you want a few more than one.

 

[Lost Californian]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

OMG . . . Darth Vader is right again!

 

[Alamo]

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A Kalashnikov could handle most, if not all, of those.

 

[Alamo]

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Somewhat relatedly, if you get one of those traffic cone stuck between the dual wheels of a U-Haul truck it is hell to get it back out. Just sayin’.

 

[JCSR]

 

[JCSR]

 

[Michigan Slim]

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There may be one of those in the dark recesses of my closet.....

 

[nonobaddog]

Somewhat relatedly, if you get one of those traffic cone stuck between the dual wheels of a U-Haul truck it is hell to get it back out. Just sayin’.

If you just ignore 'em, those cones will wear out after a while.

 

[Frosty]

Somewhat relatedly, if you get one of those traffic cone stuck between the dual wheels of a U-Haul truck it is hell to get it back out. Just sayin’.

I got one stuck between the duals on my flatbed because some dingus told me I had to turn from a narrow road onto a narrow road. It stayed in there for a good three miles before it finally popped out.

 

[actaeon277]

 

[Lpherr]

 

[Lpherr]

Hey... I know a guy.

 

[Lpherr]

 

[DoggyDaddy]

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[actaeon277]

Captain's Log, Stardate 43125.8.
In preparation for the decommissioning ceremony for the USS Enterprise NCC-1701D, we have the exceptional honor of being escorted by one of the newly re-engined Federation ships...the B-52X.

First flown April 15th 1952, the B-52 has been in continuous service, undergoing multiple upgrades during its lifetime. The now reengined B-52X is expected to serve up to stardate 53000.0 and beyond if no suitable replacement is available at that time.

 

[nonobaddog]

Captain's Log, Stardate 43125.8.
In preparation for the decommissioning ceremony for the USS Enterprise NCC-1701D, we have the exceptional honor of being escorted by one of the newly re-engined Federation ships...the B-52X.

First flown April 15th 1952, the B-52 has been in continuous service, undergoing multiple upgrades during its lifetime. The now reengined B-52X is expected to serve up to stardate 53000.0 and beyond if no suitable replacement is available at that time.


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All they needed for the space upgrade was the new purple parts and a complete gasket and seal set.

Oh, and some doors that go whoosh.

 

[Mikey1911]

Captain's Log, Stardate 43125.8.
In preparation for the decommissioning ceremony for the USS Enterprise NCC-1701D, we have the exceptional honor of being escorted by one of the newly re-engined Federation ships...the B-52X.

First flown April 15th 1952, the B-52 has been in continuous service, undergoing multiple upgrades during its lifetime. The now reengined B-52X is expected to serve up to stardate 53000.0 and beyond if no suitable replacement is available at that time.


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Looks like Barksdale Space Force Base will still be active in the 24th Century, from the code on the vertical stabilizer.

Why not Minot?