The Funny Pic Thread Part 13 - Clowns to the Left of me, jokers to the right, Welcome to DC!

[nonobaddog]

Mild language warning...

https://www.oshonews.com/2013/09/29/brothel-sues-local-church/

That is a really slow site for me - it says...

Brothel sues local church over lightning strike​

Diamond D’s brothel began construction on an expansion of their building to increase their ever-growing business.

In response, the local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from expanding – with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at their church.
Work on Diamond D’s progressed right up until the week before the grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to the ground!
After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike, the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about “the power of prayer.”
But late last week ‘Big Jugs’ Jill Diamond, the owner/ madam, sued the church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that the church … “was ultimately responsible for the demise of her building and her business – either through direct or indirect divine actions or means.”
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building’s demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff’s complaint and the defendant’s reply, and at the opening hearing he commented, “I don’t know how the hell I’m going to decide this case, but it appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church congregation that thinks it’s all ********.”

 

[2A_Tom]

Mild language warning...

https://www.oshonews.com/2013/09/29/brothel-sues-local-church/

That is a really slow site for me - it says...

I suppose the strip clubs would have a case against me

 

[Kirk Freeman]

 

[Frosty]

 

[Kirk Freeman]

 

[fullmetaljesus]

I see we have got relaxed over the years......several years ago I put a funny Morgan Freeman meme that was killer with that word in it and got a takin down and a infraction....lol. Do I dare post it again....? LOL!

Do it!

 

[DragonGunner]

Do it!

Moderater found it and posted it. Blocked out the bad word...lol

 

[Emerson Dambiggins]

 

[tv1217]

 

[JCSR]

I want one

 

[Dr.Midnight]

 

[JCSR]

Always strap your helmet.

 

[nonobaddog]

They did it so quietly too - I turned the volume all the way up.

Nevermind - the video disappeared.

 

[Michigan Slim]

Oh, I'm impressed as hell. Well done!!!!

 

[bobjones223]

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I think this is insulting. He should be in a left hand drive car.....because there is NO WAY the right side had anything to do with this!

 

[nipprdog]

 

[Ingomike]

 

[nipprdog]

 

[JCSR]

 

[HoughMade]