Official Police issue Butt Hurt Lotion.I have some butthurt lotion you can borrow.
I see the cop doing nothing wrong. could be the one reason this kid stays out of trouble or is inspired to be an officer himself.
Better than setting up camp behind a building waiting for people to zoom by 3 mph over the limit.
Speeding is speeding.
Unless you have lights and sirens on your car. Then it's a tactical, public safety enhancing doughnut run.
Wait, I think I should have used purple. Maybe. I'm not sure. Oh this is stressing me out. Was I being sarcastic? I can't remember anymore.
I drive faster in my Suburban Assault Vehicle (tactical minivan) than I do in my squad.
I drive faster in my Suburban Assault Vehicle (tactical minivan) than I do in my squad.
Gotta use the minivan for something other then soccer games.
How many tickets you get in it? Yeah, I didn't think so.
It is hard to get a ticket when you haven't been pulled over since 1994.
It's such a low form of humor that it has to be advertised in order to be understood?
Are such witty retorts as : "Cranial Rectitus”, "...shootouts and all of the crap you see on CSI?" and “...last train to Cluesville” more to your highbrow tastes?
Even drivin a grocery getter, you guys just exude that vibe that says, don't even think about pullin me over biatch.
I'm such a cool guy
that kid may one day have a respect for cops most kids dont have these days