Police wasting my tax dollars

[Rocko]

Police officers are paid to do many things. Being a positive role model to the public and youth is something I'm glad to see. This looks like it's from Texas so our taxes here in Indiana wouldn't be paying his salary anyways.

 

[Rocko]

Police are paid to do many things. Being a positive role model to the public and youth is something I'm glad to see. This looks like it's from Texas so our taxes here in Indiana wouldn't be paying his salary anyways.

 

[whippo]

Interactions like this put trust in the community allowing them to get leads on some crimes that they wouldn't normally.

 

[UncleMike]

I have some butthurt lotion you can borrow.

Official Police issue Butt Hurt Lotion.
Sixty percent Vick Vapo Rub. Forty percent fiberglass.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

This thread rules. Video is awesome.

 

[jsharmon7]

I see the cop doing nothing wrong. could be the one reason this kid stays out of trouble or is inspired to be an officer himself.

Ah-ha! So this JBT was merely brain-washing the poor boy into joining the oppressive ranks. Just when you think it's all curb-stomping and violating rights, these guys change tactics. Am I being detained!? I know my rights!

 

[X piller X]

Better than setting up camp behind a building waiting for people to zoom by 3 mph over the limit.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Better than setting up camp behind a building waiting for people to zoom by 3 mph over the limit.

Speeding is speeding.

 

[ghuns]

Speeding is speeding.

Unless you have lights and sirens on your car. Then it's a tactical, public safety enhancing doughnut run.

Wait, I think I should have used purple. Maybe. I'm not sure. Oh this is stressing me out. Was I being sarcastic? I can't remember anymore.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Unless you have lights and sirens on your car. Then it's a tactical, public safety enhancing doughnut run.

Wait, I think I should have used purple. Maybe. I'm not sure. Oh this is stressing me out. Was I being sarcastic? I can't remember anymore.

I drive faster in my Suburban Assault Vehicle (tactical minivan) than I do in my squad.

 

[Nmathew24]

I drive faster in my Suburban Assault Vehicle (tactical minivan) than I do in my squad.

Gotta use the minivan for something other then soccer games.

 

[ghuns]

I drive faster in my Suburban Assault Vehicle (tactical minivan) than I do in my squad.

How many tickets you get in it? Yeah, I didn't think so.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Gotta use the minivan for something other then soccer games.

My daughter doesn't play soccer.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

How many tickets you get in it? Yeah, I didn't think so.

It is hard to get a ticket when you haven't been pulled over since 1994.

 

[ghuns]

It is hard to get a ticket when you haven't been pulled over since 1994.

Even drivin a grocery getter, you guys just exude that vibe that says, don't even think about pullin me over biatch.

 

[Hoosier Cowboy]

Seen this on the national news today. I don't have a problem with this at all, it's called PR and this incident could have a positive effect on this young kids life and keep him from a life of crime.

 

[calum]

It's such a low form of humor that it has to be advertised in order to be understood?

Are such witty retorts as : "Cranial Rectitus”, "...shootouts and all of the crap you see on CSI?" and “...last train to Cluesville” more to your highbrow tastes?

I thought my retort WAS witty, thank you very much. And more to the point, it put me one post closer to 50, at which point I will be able to PM and sort out some of my noob issues in a non-public forum.

So I really had no idea if he was being sarcastic or not... I'm fairly new here and spend some time in other corners of the internet where a post like the OP's could have been entirely sincere. I frankly was happy to provoke a flamewar that could generate a dozen or so posts and get me closer to the goal.

It turns out that this was a useful for other reasons. Lessons learned: 1) there's a lot of cops on here. 2) Cops are as cynical and sarcastic (and generally funny) online as they are at in real life. 3) Purple equals sarcasm. Good to know.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Even drivin a grocery getter, you guys just exude that vibe that says, don't even think about pullin me over biatch.

I think the vibe is that I'm such a cool guy that is forced to drive a minivan and don't need insult added to injury by being pulled over.

 

[ghuns]

I'm such a cool guy

I'm sure that's it.

 

[indiucky]

that kid may one day have a respect for cops most kids dont have these days

Or he could be a future Huggy Bear for that officer....Snitches aren't just born you know...They are made....