Military BS Stories or the last liar wins.

[Doug]

LSMFT

 

[2A_Tom]

So round, so firm, so fully packed.

 

[actaeon277]

Sounds like the EDO had OCD. More like CDO, which is OCD in alphabetical order.

If the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT.

If it leaks to the VC he could end up MIA, and we'll all be put on KP.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

 

[ChrisK]

At Dover AFB we would sent new airmen to go find us a gallon of K9P solvent. We would call ahead to the shop we would send them to. That shop would send them to another one and call ahead. This would go on till they would get to the 4th or 5th shop. The last shop would send them to the security police kennel….

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[actaeon277]

 

[2A_Tom]

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It was bottom middle when I did it.

 

[2tonic]

Anyone see the problem?


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Yeah, crows and brocade, together?
Ummmmmmm........Not so much.

 

[SnoopLoggyDog]

This one hits me every time...

 

[Nazgul]

Saw this in the Funny Pic thread and it reminded me of reveille in MARDET on the carrier. We had a significant number of dark skinned Marines. When reveille sounded and everyone was groggy and struggling to get going they would put "Play That Funky Music White Boy" on a ghetto blaster at full volume. There was always a commotion from the, let's say less colorful Marines, who would have preferred Country music. Nearly turned into a fight at times.

It was effective at getting the troops up and rolling. Always made me laugh.

Don

 

[Alamo]

Ran across this. Yes, son of THAT Dean Martin:

21 March 1987 | This Day in Aviation

www.thisdayinaviation.com

 

[actaeon277]

The Air Force envisions the engine replacement project for the BUFF

 

[Alamo]

The Air Force envisions the engine replacement project for the BUFF


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That’s the Space Force version.

 

[Hawkeye]

Ran across this. Yes, son of THAT Dean Martin:

21 March 1987 | This Day in Aviation

www.thisdayinaviation.com

Sad story. Was not aware of his service.

 

[patience0830]

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This one hits me every time...

Wooo! Me too now. Dust got thick.

 

[Alamo]

'Band of Brothers' Actors Are Training to Parachute into Normandy for the 80th Anniversary of D-Day

With the 80th anniversary of the Allied invasion of Normandy approaching in June, some of the actors decided they would commemorate the D-Day landings by training at Camp Toccoa and then jumping into the Cotentin Peninsula.

www.military.com

 

[actaeon277]

Just heard this.
Brings back memories of being on the surface, in the Caribbean
Looking up on that sky.
Making it seem, that your boat was alone in the world.
An empty sea
With a great huge blanket of a dark sky.

 

[actaeon277]

And occasionally, while transiting on the surface during the day, we'd race the dolphins