"Learn to code". What would be a new expression to replace it, for Twitter employees?

[actaeon277]

Learn that most employers expect more than a 4 hour work week, and don't provide gourmet food, coffee and juice bars, and don't have nap rooms you can live in.

Amen to that

 

[LeftyGunner]

All the jobs being created around me are in distribution, so…

…learn to sort?

 

[femurphy77]

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Although I am sure Lacey Underall will be able to find a Sugar Daddy.

Oh Lacey, Lacey, Lacey.

 

[femurphy77]

Oh, and on point; I'm looking for a licensed plumber. 40 hours/week, 99% inside work, more time spent on PM's than chasing brown trout. So learn to plumb.

 

[jamil]

Did you run across any of not suitable for INGO animated ones? Wow.

No. Not gonna look either.

 

[actaeon277]

No. Not gonna look either.

It's a trap

 

[actaeon277]

Oh, and on point; I'm looking for a licensed plumber. 40 hours/week, 99% inside work, more time spent on PM's than chasing brown trout. So learn to plumb.

The mill has a hard time finding wrench and screwdriver turners

 

[Alamo]

Fed punch cards into IU's CDC 6600 back in the 70s. Seems like eons ago. Played "Lander" while waiting, made a lot more craters than landings.

I fed that same CDC 6600 from 78-82. First couple years I had to use punchcards most of the time but when I got the upper level classes I actually got an account to go to the tube room, with the cathode ray tube display and keyboard. Of course I always had to go at weird hours because the damn thing was jampacked with computer science and business majors all day long

 

[oze]

It's a trap

Just showed up in a DDG search. I swear.

 

[JettaKnight]

Now that’s old school. Can’t we just base64 it instead?

I wrote a protocol that used Base64 only a few years ago...