Is it a violation to put fake tickets on cars? If not, these might be worth buying.

[Boilers]

Shinebox Print - Ready Booklets

 

[RachelMarie]

OH GOODNESS...I use something like this. Mine is far from PG rated so I wont go there. I only use them in cases where obviously the guy parking next to me is a dis-respectful SOB!

 

[Lucas156]

I dont think it would be illegal to put a note like that on someones car.

 

[2ADMNLOVER]

AWW MAN ! If I'd only had one of these instead of the crow bars !

 

[printcraft]

I made my own labels....
I use them for flagrant violations of common courtesy.

They are NOT PG!

omitted info:


PLEASE!!!
DON’T BE AN _________
LEARN HOW TO PARK
P.S. THE WORLD WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE
WITHOUT __________ LIKE YOU!
Thank You! Take Care!

 

[HandK]

OH GOODNESS...I use something like this. Mine is far from PG rated so I wont go there. I only use them in cases where obviously the guy parking next to me is a dis-respectful SOB!

Ok! why does it have to be a guy thing!!!!

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

A "friend" of mine may (or may not) have been known to put "You park like a 12-year-old girl" notes on vehicles....

-J-

 

[jennybird]

Ok! why does it have to be a guy thing!!!!

Because it's common knowledge that men can't park and are naturally disrespectful SOB's. Women are bad drivers... and you can't put one of those on a moving vehicle.

 

[lawrra]

I Park Like An Idiot - You suck at parking! Let the world know it!
You can buy low-tack adhesive bumper stickers here ^

Friendly reminders
And print your own "tickets" here ^

 

[RachelMarie]

Because it's common knowledge that men can't park and are naturally disrespectful SOB's. Women are bad drivers... and you can't put one of those on a moving vehicle.

EXACTLY!


Mine says

Hope you don't f--- like you park!
I almost had to get a can opener to get out of my parking space!


Oh and it has a picture of Mickey Mouse flipping the bird!


I've gone through a few......................hundred!

 

[Manan]

Made me smile. I have seen much more vivid terminology on others.

 

[Boilers]

perhaps super-sticky ones that have the message on the adhesive side, and you put it in front of the driver on the windshield so they HAVE to read it and HAVE to scrape it off before driving?

 

[RachelMarie]

perhaps super-sticky ones that have the message on the adhesive side, and you put it in front of the driver on the windshield so they HAVE to read it and HAVE to scrape it off before driving?

AWESOME.....

 

[HandK]

Because it's common knowledge that men can't park and are naturally disrespectful SOB's. Women are bad drivers... and you can't put one of those on a moving vehicle.

Dang it!! cant ague with that! I just hate it when you girls cloud the issues with facts!!!!

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Shinebox Print - Ready Booklets

I'd buy some! I never have any paper or a writing utensil in my truck so I can't leave my own notes.

As far as legality goes, as long as you aren't doing any permanent damage to the vehicle it doesn't qualify as vandalism.

 

[JBob77]

I have seen the ones that say "Thank you for parking so close. In the future could you please leave me a can opener so I could get my car out!!!" These are funny. However, Both of my Grandmothers are Seventy+ years old, and probably don't park as well as they once did. I would be offended to the point of Thumping someone's head, if they found one on their car that asks "I hope you don't F--- like you park." I understand that it is your right to free speech, and that word does not offend me, but I also have people in my family who that would offend, and I respect them enough not to use that word around them. So, next time you put out a card like that, stop and think how you would feel if your wife, or mother or grandmother came out to their car to find a note like that!!

 

[Boilers]

I hope you don't VOTE like you PARK!!!! Blindly and too much to the LEFT!!!!

that would be a good one!!

 

[Lucas156]

Maybe what Boilers noted would be more appropriate for what JBob77 is talking about.

 

[Roadie]

I hope you don't VOTE like you PARK!!!! Blindly and too much to the LEFT!!!!

that would be a good one!!

 

[redneckmedic]