If I was running for President.

[jbombelli]

My campaign slogan would be

THE WORLD IS LUCKY I'M NOT THE PRESIDENT!

 

[Tactically Fat]

"If you think the other guy sucks, wait 'til you get to know me!"

 

[Twangbanger]

"Because I am hard you will not like me..."

 

[blain]

I want a lifetime pension, vote for me.

 

[jwamplerusa]

If you work for the Federal government and your job is not enumerated in the Constitution, you are now unemployed in accordance with the 10th amendment. Don't let the door hit you in the a** on the way out, and turn out the lights.