I installed a bidet today

[jerrob]

My wife bought this off Amazon and asked me to install it today.
I did, and we've been laughing like demented high schoolers ever since. She said she loved it and was gonna buy more to give away as gifts.
For those interested, it was less than $25 and took about 5 minutes to install and it seems to be powerful enough to clean the second story windows on my old house.

 

[fullmetaljesus]

Installed one last year. I'll never go back. Great purchase.

 

[Hatin Since 87]

I don’t want ANYTHING with that much pressure shooting me in that area.

 

[Jaybird1980]

 

[Twangbanger]

Has she come out of the bathroom yet...

I don’t want ANYTHING with that much pressure shooting me in that area.

My rule is simple: if it's in the toilet...I want it to stay in the toilet.

 

[deo62]

Can I come over and wash my a**?

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

And this is when 8th grade humor INGO comes out in force.

 

[JCSR]

But is it "hi-tech? Skip to 1:30 for the good stuff.

 

[Shadow01]

So how do you know you’re clean before you get up?

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

 

[Ziggidy]

My son bought a house a few years back and I was invited to go along to look at it right before the purchase. His father in law was also there, sort of a proper kind of guy.

In the basement bathroom they had a toilet that had some switches and stuff on it. We were intrigued because it was an after thought in the 80 y/o home and they had a pump on the toilet and it made noise when flushed (pump it up and out). It also had a bidet on it and I had never seen a bidet before and had no idea how to operate it. His father in law and I were talking about it and I decided to turn a knob or something and I nailed the guy with a pretty powerful stream....got him good.

I busted up laughing, he did not.

 

[spencer rifle]

Our youngest daughter got one for us just before Wuhan struck. We use less toilet paper now, so that was just in time.

 

[fullmetaljesus]

So how do you know you’re clean before you get up?

I'm going to assume this is a real question.

A run down of my process:

Sit.
Do business.
Realize I've been done for some time bc surfing on phone.
Long spray
Couple short sprays
Remain seated for a bit to allow some drip dry.
Pat/wipe with tp to dry further.
Flush.
Done.

 

[patience0830]

I'm going to assume this is a real question.

A run down of my process:

Sit.
Do business.
Realize I've been done for some time bc surfing on phone.
Long spray
Couple short sprays
Remain seated for a bit to allow some drip dry.
Pat/wipe with tp to dry further.
Flush.
Done.

TMI

 

[Twangbanger]

TMI

 

[Flingarrows]

Can I come over and wash my a**?

Now that’s funny!


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[fullmetaljesus]

TMI

They asked, I answered.

If you didn't want to read about bathroom stuff why did you come into a a thread about bidets?

 

[Bigtanker]

So how many members are reading this while on the toilet right now?

 

[fullmetaljesus]

So how many members are reading this while on the toilet right now?

Not me I'm at a cigar lounge.

 

[Cameramonkey]

But is it WARM water? It better be. Nothing ruins a faster than the cold splash off a high diving turd hitting you square in the chocolate starfish. Makes me jump every time. And its not only surprising, but uncomfortable.