GONE WITH THE WIND
Man whose deadly farts ‘can kill mosquitoes hired to create Mosquito Repellent made from his intestinal gas’https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/10522729/man-farts-kill-mosquitos/
Shoot, never mind Person of the Year, get this guy a Nobel Prize in Biology.
The odd job man says no one in his home village has ever contracted malaria because his powers knock out insects over a six mile radius.If true, that would make his fallout zone larger than that of the atomic bomb which destroyed Hiroshima in 1945.
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The [village] chief said: "I heard about Joe's gift and I took him in to help mop out the mosquitoes infesting our surroundings.“He respectfully drops these bloomers and it helped eradicate the insects. He does his thing and they drop - like flies."...
Joe dreams of his marketing his gas and added: “Imagine buying a Raid can with my face on it!”
Well I hope it's just his face.
Joe's claims that insect repellent companies are researching his...bloomers...could have not yet been verified.
Some stories are just too good to fact check.